1/. Happy 93rd birthday Noam Chomsky!

Years ago, I was working for @libertyhq & Chomsky was keynote speaker at our conference

I volunteered to pick him up from an event at the LSE & drive him across town to our event

I parked outside - on a yellow line - & ran in to get him. Image
2/ I ran up a staircase & along a corridor to the lecture hall where Chomsky had just finished his lecture

He was at the front of the hall surrounded by a mob of eager students

I fought my way to through the crowd, eventually managing to introduce myself & slowly prise him away Image
3/ When we got outside, a traffic warden was writing me a ticket

I tried to explain but the traffic warden was having none of it

"But this is Noam Chomsky! One of world’s greatest thinkers” I said

"If he's so clever,” he replied. “How come he’s parked on a double yellow line?"
4/. POSTSCRIPT:

Noam Chomsky was sympathetic about my parking ticket, especially as he had received a fine himself that morning

He’d travelled down from Oxford with his old friend, Eric Hobsbawn

“Eric told me we didn’t need tickets as they never check them”

They got caught ImageImage
5/. “What would a Martian observer make of our dedicated march towards destruction?” asks Chomsky

I compare him to that Martian: possessed of a superior intellect & insight, travelling amongst us explaining things with an other-worldly patience & sagacity newint.org/features/web-e…
6/ After that first encounter, I stayed in touch with Chomsky & I try to see him whenever he's in London

In 2010, I sent him my piece about "his final intn'l speaking tour”

He wrote back thanking me for the article & listing his future intn'l tour dates!
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9 Dec
1/. Eight years ago, when news of Lou Reed’s broke, atheist minister @AndyPakula tweeted:

“Would anyone like to organise a rocking memorial service for Lou Reed? I’ll supply the London church”

I got in touch

Six days later, 150 gathered for the 3 hour “Wake on the Wild Side”. ImageImageImageImage
2/. “Lou Reed helped us explore the darkest corners of our minds & souls & to accept it was OK to be ourselves. He taught people to live the whole of life. The parts that suck & the parts that are painful. The part where we live & the part where we die.” ceasefiremagazine.co.uk/wake-wild-side…
3/. The entire 3hr Wake on the Wild Side was live-streamed & is still on @YouTube👇

Readings, reminiscences, a meditation & performances with song sheets given out for the audience to sing along to Satellite of Love, Sunday Morning & Walk on the Wild Side
Read 5 tweets
7 Dec
Something about this entire #no10ChristmasParty doesn't pass the smell test

Lots of people - possibly journalists themselves - knew about it, so why has it taken a year to come out?

Who is doing the drip drip leaking?

It feels as it if is being deliberately dragged out

Why?
Magician's call it "misdirection" - creating distractions - controversies for the media to chase - to mislead or discombobulate their audience

A master of it was Putin's advisor, Vladislav Surkov

Some suggest Cummings spent time with Surkov in the 1990s
For 11 days solid, ministers have been saying "a party didn't happen & even if it had, it didn't breach the rules"

It's like the time an unbriefed @Helen_Whately was savaged by @piersmorgan...& then went back on his show 6 days later, equally clueless
Read 4 tweets
6 Dec
1/ I once had a confrontation with FW de Klerk

He’d come to Borders bookshop on Oxford St in 1999 to promote his new autobiography

After he’d finished his mini speech about how he’d saved South Africa he asked if there were any questions

I was in the front row

My hand shot up
2/. Before I go on, I should say that me & FW had a bit of history

I'd been an anti-apartheid activist since my school days in the 1980s

After university, when the ANC were unbanned, I’d flown to South Africa to work for them

I stayed until after the election victory in 1994.
3/ I should also say that I'd spent a few lunchtimes in the bookshop near my office skimming FW's autobiography & doing some research into his background

After all, you don't rise to the top of the deeply racist National Party in the 1980's without being a bit of racist yourself
Read 14 tweets
1 Dec
"Hancock Cock Inn Cockup”

Ystdy, @MattHancock tried to get @AnnelieseDodds to withdraw a comment re his helping the ex-landlord of his local pub, the Cock Inn, to get a PPE contract

We’ve see the emails

Hancock & Lord Feldman helped 47 firms win 'VIP' contracts worth millions
Ystdy, @MattHancock went on the attack claiming Alex Bourne "never got a contract from the govt" & this was a "fabrication pushed by the Labour Party"

He was lying

@NAOorguk found PPE suppliers with links to Tory MPs were 10x more likely to win contracts
Digging by @JolyonMaugham reveals the contract went to Alpha Laboratories

That contract stipulates that Alpha Laboratories will sub-contract the manufacturing to Hinpack Ltd, owned by Alex Bourne

This info was redacted before publishing in what seems a clear attempt to deceive!
Read 10 tweets
25 Nov
1. “The narrative around #Thanksgiving today ignores our history”

The story of America is incomplete without understanding the genocide of Indigenous populations

It is a day of national mourning #ThanksgivingDay #Thanksgiving2021 #NationalDayOfMourning
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2. “To me, #Thanksgiving is a reminder of our resistance as Indigenous People navigating this settler society that continuously tries to erase & destroy us, yet we are still here.”

#MUSTREAD 2018 essay by @lilnativeboy
#ThanksgivingDay #Thanksgiving2021
papermag.com/thanksgiving-n…
3/. For Indigenous Americans, #Thanksgiving = a #dayofmourning

For other Americans, #ThanksgivingDay = a day to start along the road of redemption

Redemption requires:
🌻Acknowledgment
🌻Contrition
🌻Penance (i.e. making amends)

At COP26 this man took two steps along this path
Read 5 tweets
24 Nov
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is not

Let’s not close our eyes or bite our tongues

We’re all responsible for each other
& we can all make a difference

This photo of refugees (@Rober_Astorgano) was taken in Greece a few years ago but it could have been taken today in many places
“No one leaves home unless home is the mouth of a shark
No one puts their children in a boat unless the water is safer than the land.”
(Warsan Shire)

Tonight we should reflect on the desperation people must feel to try to cross the channel in a dinghy. inews.co.uk/news/migrant-c…
Orwell’s 1984 opens with Winston Smith writing about a film he’s seen

“A ship full of refugees being bombed somewhere in the Med. Audience much amused”

Today's Channel deaths = sadly predictable, as are crocodile tears & the "serves them right" reactions
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