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Dec 11, 2021 9 tweets 4 min read Read on X
My god. The narratives are directly competing now. If our populace wasn't so programmed and investigative journalism paralyzed, this would have collapsed.

Watch how easily I can construct this, using only their own announcements.

Backdrop is the curated hysteria of Omicron...🧵
First, fear is immediately pumped worldwide before any supporting data. In fact, Omicron data we do have shows mild infection - but that's for a different thread.

The customer base is riled with fear! Being that vaxxed are getting Omicron, this is presented as welcome news...
It presents some confusion though. Theres a lot of talk Omicron has escaped the vaccines. That rush to 100 days is important!

But oddly, our CDC and President are opening boosters to more and urging all to go get them immediately.

Hmm. Strange. Thats serum from Alpha variant.🤔
But, thankfully, we get some good news...

Which also helps resolve some of that tension between those two above, right? 💡
Of course, what is it I care about? Am I on a "Destroy The Vax" campaign? No, as I've said 100x. I'm on a "Destroy The Mandate" campaign.

So once that above gets announced, it shouqld be very obvious to everyone the mandates will all follow suit.

Fauci said this pre-Omicron. 👇
But wait, there's more! 🚨

What's that Mr. Bourla and "Pfizer officials"? We might need a fourth shot/booster #2 and need to get it on a fast-track?!? 😱

Go type three words into Google right now and look at the amount of media results: Bourla fourth sooner

The Machine. 💡
And it's no surprise that Pfizer is already pushing Booster #2/Shot #4.

That's because, contrary to his remark above (just two days ago) that Shot #3 "neutralizes Omicron", real-world results are once again not propping up the desired narrative...
reuters.com/world/us/most-…
So that returns us back to square one, doesnt it? Better hurry that 100 days up!

But if Vax 2.0 is still coming down the assembly line, why would I rush out for failed-Shot #3 and then Shot #4 of the same stuff all before you push out the new cocktail?

Thats a good question. 🚨
Look, you are welcome to inject yourself over and over for SARS-CoV-2 for the rest of your living days. But mandates based on this nonsense are not just wrong, they are fucking insane!

They always have been. But it's time for everyone to admit it.

👇🧵

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Sep 1
I got a new phone. I've had this phone since before COVID was a thing. I write most of my posts off my phone. The collection in my Downloads folder is legendary. In fact, I want to one day organize it into a giant worldless coffee-table book. A walkback through woke capture. Scrolling that folder is mind-blowing!

I will miss having my little treasure chest in my pocket. But all good things must come to an end. On to an S24+! 🔥🚀
Watch this. I'll go to the very bottom and just toss in some random images. What would be fun is to use only the images to tell a story. Put them in the right sequence. I'll do that one day, hopefully with the unique eye of @xhoop. 💫 But not now. I got some chicken to grill....
@xhoop


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Aug 7
I'm walking in a Walgreens and I notice the cashier is a real tall lanky odd looking dude maybe 18-20 who is living as a girl (I think) with long pink hair and a septum ring.

As I'm walking back out and not needing a cashier, I notice he is standing alone now and likely to make eye contact with me. As I've told you all before, I talk to like everyone in life. So I always would have done some kind of acknowledgement here. "How's it going, man?" Or "Have a good night, bro". And as my mind starts to run that tape it snags because maybe this cat would trip if I called him bro or man. But I don't choose my words based others, so now it's a game I can't even play. So you know what I did?

Nothing. I just stone-cold walked right past the dude, looked him in his eyes, and sad nothing. He looked all sad. It was sad. This shit is so sad. He should just be a lanky geek and not a Queer+ warrior woman for Progress. He would have fit in society much better that way.

But now I don't care if he fits in or not. Sad.

"Lost Generation"
I was a lanky kid, who loved computer games and D&D. I got picked on savagely for being so skinny. Tough shit; welcome to life on Planet Earth. No one ever encouraged me to worship my own fragility. You know who I studied?👇

Michael Fucking Jordan! 💪🔥
We choose what we champion.
Read 14 tweets
Aug 6
Agreed. Though they have a massive problem within the individual ranks now as well because they allowed "Progress" (Equity) capture to fester unaddressed for decades. Look at the female officers there. Try and find me a pic of one that isn't an angry FrankenFemme (Queer+ zealot).
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You won't. That broken bitch is the one I talked about with Benjamin.👇 The FrankenFemme who had a 16yo autistic girl arrested because she hurt her fragile feelings by describing her accurately. 😵‍💫✊

The origin story is this wicked woman hates her father.
But see, instead of society properly viewing this person as odd, outcast, abnormal, deranged, Cluster B and potentially dangerous, we now empower her as special for these same manic qualities and she gets to bully the world! ✊️🌊
Read 16 tweets
Aug 4
G was for gay

L was unnecessary, but showed where this activism was headed, who built it, what it was really about

B was the writing on the wall

And then it was "Queer". What could that possibly mean if not the category above and its unnecessary offspring?

Now do the + 💡✊️
What we're grappling with is not complex.

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We just have a lot of people who can no longer be honest. They can't allow the first crack on their new progressive faith. They can't start the process of Moral vs. Monsters brainwashing unwinding.


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Jul 22
And if you think I'm referring to women here; boy, you don't understand me at all.

You're lost in Equity brainwashing. 😵‍💫✊🌊 You're The Same as the they/thems.🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️




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Bring it, bitches! 🇺🇸

It's time we put your FrankenFemme fire out for good.
Read 12 tweets
Jul 8
"Identity politics is just a Fox News talking point for racists" 👁

Our societal malaise is largely driven by the fact identities were manufactured into politically fealty and even full-out platform at this point.

"You ain't black!" if you don't vote DNC, Joe Biden proudly exclaimed to millions in 2020.

Pulitzer-prize winning historian dubbed it "politically black". You know what this means. A black American is a sell-out and unworthy of their own skin-tone if they won't bow down to these narcissistic bitches. She also said she'd be honored if the Marxist riots that ravished our nation were named after her astroturf pet project. Of course she would be. ✊️

These are identities which have been deemed "protected classes". This began as stated: to protect (from systematic discrimination). But very rapidly became demands to overtly discriminate against non-protected classes in order to achieve the dogmatic principles of Equity (the antithesis of equality under the law). ✊️

And perhaps all of this jives with you. I'd submit you're fundamentally different from your forefathers here if you've prioritized Equity over equality and The Collective over liberty, but I'll let it slide for now. Because we need to set one last thing on the table...

Without many people even realizing the spellbook that had been opened, these protected classes suddenly became amorphous and able to be selected into. Now it's not the color of your skin, but your preference of lifestyle and family structure. Now that too is a protected class! This is getting good. 🧙‍♀️ But let's keep playing...

"You can't say this, Theo! Those aren't choices; this is bigotry. Have you never read the brain scan studies?!?"

Oh, I have. I've read a lot of studies. And you know what I see when I look at that batch of The Science that created new laws of nature in the 90s? A bunch of dogmatic wishy-washy hopeful pleas coming out of institutions completely captured by FrankenFemmes. You know what those studies read exactly like? The ones from 2008-2024 that establish gender spirits as reality and command that we must eradicate the male/female binary for all children with transactivism as education because these same FrankenFemmes and Equity zealots said so. 🧙‍♀️✊️🌊

Under this thinking (subverted governance), Pat who is a fat unattractive woman who never fit in anywhere in our culture, can now claim to actually be an entirely new subset of human being, The Transman Pat 🧙‍♀️😵‍💫, and suddenly this mental delusion is empowered by state force.

"Empowered". Because "protected class" law in this Queer+ revolutionary Equity world is no longer about "protecting" at all, is it? Hell no! Now the demand is that every aspect of our culture and society, science and medical institutions, government and education, media, entertainment, private corporate sphere, EVERYTHING is to recognize the existence of these new gender spirits and ever-expanding LGBTQIA2S+ identities. 🧙‍♀️ Elementary classroom doors wrapped in scripture about "Mx" and "Ze/Zir/Xem"? Of course! It's Progress. ✊️ Definitions change, remember. 🌊

Of course, this is complete nonsense. It's just fat Pat the woman who has been unhappy her entire life because her support system failed in teaching her life's most golden rule: learn HOW to be happy with who you ARE. I'm not interested in LARPing along with all the Pats because they can't get their shit together in life. My family's life will forever be more important to me than her's. Does that hurt your feelings? I don't care. Let me know how you'd receive a public-school door wrapped in the teachings of Jesus.

Now we have a dogmatic apparatus that is entirely subjective, is openly tied to and championed as fealty to a specific political party and platform (Equity), and if you don't agree to get on board with whatever ideological horseshit they come up with next, then you're going to be forced to under the "Inclusivity" prong of D-Equity-I. You will recognize, acknowledge, respect, and teach your children about the ways of our New Colonizers whether you want to or not... because The Science. ✊️🌊 Add that Jesus remark back on top here. My family, my children, our church, our community, the people of our state here in Florida reject this new 'secular' faith. We already have one we've built around.

THIS is the crisis we face. This is Truman Show capture. This is Equity revolution ✊️🌊Image
We have a DEFCON1 problem here. 🚨

One of a very specific design. ✊️

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Not coincidentally, I just used that term yesterday...

Are you getting it yet?

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