Early on in Casper’s career, he realised something: if the middle classes will pay a premium for a charming waiter serving a fancy named cocktail, the same applies to illegal drugs.
Dealers like Casper have dragged the customer experience into the 21st century, with designer baggies and bespoke choices of exotic strains. This was not just cocaine; this was “Peruvian snowflake cocaine”.
Casper says police have little interest in investigating white, middle-class “casual” drug users — which, alongside innovations to customer service, has normalised drug-taking among this cohort.
“They use their power to criminalise black people.”
This bias informed his human resource strategy. He would employ women and allow his staff to get prescription-free glasses on expenses, since he believes that people see the bespectacled as less suspicious.
Lockdown affected the flow of drugs into Britain — and Casper’s bottom line — but this is a trade with unrivalled experience in bypassing restrictions.
Drugs were sent in shipments of facemasks, distributors dressed up as essential workers such as nurses and delivery drivers.
Witnessing children being exploited in UK cannabis farms encouraged Casper to exclusively sell imported marijuana from legalised markets.
“Modern slavery is a huge issue within the industry, and that’s one reason I support legalisation.”
Eventually, the seedier sides of the industry took a toll on Casper’s health - and his conscience.
“People might say I can’t have morals, but I always had my boundaries.”
Davis excitably recounts how Sarah Jessica Parker phoned to tell her about the ten-episode reboot and how much she had hoped for that call. “I felt like we weren’t done. I had that feeling.”
What were the emotions like being back on set? “Our first read-through of the first three [episodes] was very thrilling and very emotional. I’m going to try not to cry,” Davis says, suddenly sobbing.
Another man, conscious that Johnson had described him as “totally f***ing hopeless” during the pandemic, might have taken revenge. Not Hancock. “What I know is that the prime minister has said no rules were broken,” he told ITV’s Good Morning Britain.
It’s been a mixed year for Hancock.
On the plus side, Google has just named him as the most searched-for British politician of 2021. On the minus, that was because of his marriage-ending, resignation-sparking clinch with his colleague and old university chum Gina Coladangelo.
Chaos is part of the prime minister’s DNA. But after the unedifying farce of Partygate, even MPs who owe him their jobs are beginning to wonder what’s next, writes @ShippersUnboundthetimes.co.uk/article/boris-…
@ShippersUnbound Johnson’s cabinet colleagues are increasingly focused on the fight to succeed him. Outriders for both Sunak and Truss were sounding out colleagues last week
Priti Patel, the home secretary, is understood to be considering a run and MPs looking for a “clean skin” untainted by recent failures suggest Nadhim Zahawi, the education secretary
@JeremyClarkson Max Verstappen today claimed pole for tomorrow's showdown with Lewis Hamilton that could go down in legend, with the two rivals level on points going into the final race of the season thetimes.co.uk/article/max-ve…
@JeremyClarkson It's a thrilling end to what has been one of the best seasons in decades
Succession, now in its third series, shines a light on the dysfunctional lives of the super-rich. Smith-Cameron plays general counsel to Waystar Royco and now nominal CEO.
“Gerri was supposed to be played by a man, the part was spelt, J-E-R-R-I for the pilot rather than with a ‘G’. The part was first conceived to be one of the suits along with Frank and Earl — Logan’s ‘yes’ men. But Gerri has quieter, greater ambitions.”
Finally it's here — series 4 of Selling Sunset. For more than a year we've been starved of the sight of extremely tall, rake-thin women strutting into extremely large, luscious houses in LA, asking each other:
“What do you call the kitchen off the main kitchen?”
Most of the best parts are brought to us by its extraordinary villain, Christine Quinn.
She is outrageously watchable — a kind of sexy, thin, diamond-encrusted emu Marilyn Manson: nearly 6ft of Texan boss bitch.