Our Clitmas sale ends tomorrow. Use the code MERRYCLITMAS for 10% off in our online gift shop. To help you plan your shopping, here's some mar-vulva-lous gift ideas... bit.ly/3d72W9U
The Great Wall of Vagina is an iconic art work. Wouldn't it be fun if it was a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle? Well guess what, it is! A fun and challenging activity for all the family! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch…
Smashing patriarchy is thirsty work. Let that fierce feminist in your life enjoy a drink with a feminist hip flask. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch…
The message is clear. MY BODY MY CHOICE. Everyone who steps into your home will know your feelings the second they step through the door. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/pr…
After the year we've all had, everyone could probably do with a break. Relax in yonic style with a lavender eye pillow. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch…
What do you get the muff-lover who has everything? No idea. It's up to them. We do gift cards, though. Their gift card, their choice. Please note gift cards aren't included in the sale. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/products/gift-…
We can barely restock the beloved FUCK THE PATRIARCHY hoops quickly enough, but we currently have some in stock. Get them before they're gone again! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/je…
Museum membership is a time-honoured traditional gift, and if you're buying your loved one a membership this year, why not get them into the CLITERATI (please note, gift membership is not included in the sale) vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch…
vadge badge! vadge badge! vadge badge! Not just one, SIX OF THEM - that's a stocking filler for SIX FANNY FANS. Or one, who really loves fannies. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch…
Wish everyone a very merry Clitmas by saying HOE HOE HOE on an enamel pin.
We'd love to show you every single product in our shop, but we have to go and pack up your pressies to send them to you. Don't forget to use the code MERRYCLITMAS for 10% off. bit.ly/3d72W9U
Snatch your bargain before the sale ends tomorrow! And yes, we ship internationally.
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In 1918, there was a lesbian spy network working to "exterminate the manhood of Britain" called The Cult of The Clitoris...
Except actually, there wasn't. It was a fake news scandal that somehow won a libel trial. This is the story of the sapphic cult that wasn't.
We'll start by introducing you to the key players in the drama. This is Maud Allan, a Canadian-born dancer, actor and illustrator who performed around the world.
This is Noel Pemberton Billing, independent MP for Hertford, right wing politician and publisher of Vigilante magazine, a journal which frequently published anti-Semitic and homophobic conspiracy theories.
Today feels like as good a day as any to explore the phenomenon of parthenogenesis - "virgin birth". It's more common than you might think: a lot of animals do it. And they do it in different ways, for different reasons.
Parthenogenesis is a form of reproduction where no sperm is required to fertilise the egg. And it's *wild* how many different ways this happens in nature.
You have some species where their normal form of reproduction is parthenogenesis. Bdelloids, a class of rotifers, tiny freshwater animals, have got on very well without sex for up to 40 million years. It's just how they go.
We've SMASHED our festive fundraising target so we're going to run a little victory flap. Donate £5 or more and we'll tweet a pun, perfect for drag names, pub quiz teams or your new handle. We'll go until 5pm or we run out of puns. justgiving.com/campaign/Vagin…
The puns come from a google doc we have of puns which we've just never found the context to make. Also, big apologies to any celebrities whose names we've punned. We love you.
Thank you for your donation, Anonymous! Your pun is...
Quim Kardashian
Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of many things, including children, sailors, brewers, archers, unmarried people and merchants. And he's also the patron saint of sex workers.
And the story of St Nick giving secret gifts is a story involving sex work...
The story goes that a father to three daughters had lost his money. Career options for young women in third or fourth century Asia Minor were limited: getting married, or sex work.
The father couldn't afford dowries for his daughters, so marriage was off the table. Hearing of the plight of these young women, Saint Nicholas decided to help.
We remain forever obsessed with this image of a woman terrifying the devil himself with her pussy but did you know there's context? Who wants to hear the context for why the devil is so frightened by a vulva?
btw if anything, the context is weirder than the image
So this pic of a lady scaring the devil with her clunge is an 1896 illustration by Charles Eisen of the poem "The Devil of Pope Fig Island" by Jean de la Fontaine, a 17th century French fabulist.
This time of year is a time for choosing gifts for the people you love. And opening your (spam) wallet to supporting the causes you love. To make things efficient here's how you can support the Vagina Museum by doing the shopping you were going to do anyway, at no extra cost.
Also, actually, some of these ways cost you *less*. Get in.
1. BUY FROM OUR ONLINE GIFT SHOP. We have a range of merch to suit every budget, and gifts to bring a vertical smile to everyone. Oh, and use the code MERRYCLITMAS for a vag-nificent 10% off bit.ly/3d72W9U