Thread by @MsEntropy

The story of Jorts (and its update) is literally the best thing I’ve ever read.

Also be advised

“Pam is NOT allowed to apply margarine to coworkers” will henceforth and forever mean “outta pocket” in my idiomatic dictionary

https://twitter.com/AITA_online/status/1470862918908624908

Furthermore this gem located in the comments might as well be the unaltered, verbatim word of God as far as I’m concerned.

Because, well: 1) Qat Sr.; and 2) Baby Satan.

The state rests, Your Honor.

🚨 UPDATE 🚨

@JortsTheCat is on Twitter

Oh my God I am so sorry I did not mean to omit Jean who obviously is also a valued member of the @jortsthecat work family

And I promise never to apply margarine to any coworker

i can’t handle this

I really hope HR let Pam know she’s ableist for denying Jorts workplace accommodations, her “The Irish were also slaves” comments are microaggressions that don’t reflect the workplace values, plus finally and in conclusion violates work-homelife boundaries by mandating self-care

to: @JortsTheCats
RE: Last memo for follow up tomorrow

Staff are concerned about Pam keeping Jean locked in the closet.

Kindly notify HR to ensure LGBTQ+ representation on the forthcoming All Cats Matter sensitivity training session.

To close:

I’m sorry to add this last thing but there’s something so wildly hilarious about what Pam accidentally did here

1) yeah you can project human attributes and stereotypes onto pets in ways that sometimes impact them - like black cat adoption rates, etc.

HOWEVER

2) Pam’s the white liberal who calls you “homegirl” but that “can’t be racist because I like rap and my husband’s Black”

and IMPRESSIVELY at the same time

3) plays Reverse Race card by losing her mind over ethnic stereotypes of ginger/redhead “The Irish were also slaves” cats