Rules and regulations on how to conduct the Christmas Party in your home.

This is fucking ridiculous.
There is a 35 page pdf that explains it all.

ndr.de/home/niedersac…
Look at this.
You, the host, are supposed to police friends and family. If someone is not complying or breaking one of these rules, it's up to EUR 20,000 in fines.
Need propaganda posters to let the unvaccinated know that they are not welcome? No worries! You can download them here: niedersachsen.de/download/174801
Of course, Christmas & New Year's defaults to "Warnstufe 3", the highest and most restrictive tier. Doesn't matter what the numbers say.

Why? Because fuck you, that's why!
2G has to be 2G-plus now, because boosters and stuff.
You don't need to have a test if you just got your booster because ... well, because it's not supposed to make any sense lmao
when memes become legislation
bro it's all so easy and logical why don't you just comply bro it's science
"Tanzverbot"

NO DANCING ALLOWED
If you want to do anything, we need your name, address, contact information, and we're gonna timestamp it all - for example with an app.

(this data will only be used by the health authorities ofc *wink wink*)
"You have to keep 1,5m distance even if there is zero covid" - what?

What if I don't pay the fines?

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16 Dec
I am not an anti-vaxxer. I am against government mandates. You are making a grave error if you are calling me an anti-vaxxer. It's lazy thinking.
That being said, there are valid concerns to be had when it comes to this vaccine. More and more doctors, virologists, and biologists are speaking out about this. Listen to JRE 1747, for example. However, these are not my main concerns.

open.spotify.com/episode/0aZte3…
My main concern is that we are sleepwalking into a form of authoritarianism that will be virtually impossible to dismantle. Once established, there is no escape. No possibility to break free.

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever." Image
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Why is this trending, you ask?
Because of @joerogan, that's why.

open.spotify.com/episode/0aZte3…
It is one of the most important conversations that you can currently listen to. As is this conversation with Mattias Desmet.

The world has to snap out of this insanity. The earlier, the better.

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Most people are sleeping on Podcasting 2.0 and how the frictionless, direct payments of Bitcoin's lightning network are revolutionizing the Internet's monetization model.

A thread. 🧵👇
Yes, it's still early. Yes, it's still a bit cumbersome to set up. Yes, there are still plenty of improvements to be made. However, streaming payments DO work TODAY.

Anyone can receive sats in return for bits and bytes - without an intermediary.

podnews.net/article/how-to…
Thanks to the tireless work of @adamcurry and the people behind @podcastindex, we now have an open specification that can be implemented by everyone. We also have a frictionless model that truly works: The value4value.io model.
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Why shitcoins are a waste of your time.

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Every blockchain competes in the monetary space.

Blockchains can only secure and enforce the transfer of their native token, nothing else.
To do this in a censorship resistant and trustless manner, a monetary incentive is required.

Consequently, all blockchain-based tokens are money and thus compete with other monies. All monies compete for liquidity.
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I get #value4value payments every single day. It's still a trickle, but with each passing day I am more convinced that value4value is the right model for monetizing bits and bytes.

Thank you, @adamcurry, for enlightening me. 🧡
The tools will improve. The infrastructure will improve. The understanding will improve.

The model has worked for thousands of years, and it will continue to work in the future.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, have a look at value4value.io and read the few paragraphs I have written on dergigi.com/value
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Pandemic of intolerance.
Pandemic of fear mongering.
Pandemic of bureaucracy.
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