I had a hankering for more Web-Head so we're we're watching 2012's Amazing Spider-Man.
For all we made fun of Tobey Maguire playing a teenager. Garfield is fully three years older than him playing the role.
He was 29 when it came out.
Martin Sheen was perfect Uncle Ben casting.
This movie starts-off so promising but just goes off the rails 15 minutes in.
I don't think Andrew Garfield finishes a sentence in this movie.
I forgot that Uncle Ben basically Mr. Magoo's his way to death in this.

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This is the direct-to-video sequel with none of the main actors.
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I should probably clarify. She left for work. I haven't been dumped.

Although I might be when she sees this.
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I love everything about this.
Tim Roth's "I know you never thought about it before but, yes, I am extremely fuckable" energy.
Brody dressed as the bad guy from a Far Cry game.
Dafoe's cheekbones.
Oldman just giving off "Disappointed commissar in a space dictatorship" vibes.
BRB writing a script where Brody plays the naive, foppish heir to an Interstellar Empire and Dafoe, Roth and Oldman are Imperial Ministers vying for power in the wake of of his father's death.
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