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16 Dec, 6 tweets, 2 min read
Strap in agents, it's ratio time 🍿
Like the time he tried to instigate a holy war against Jews based on a hypothetical scenario in which Jews might *gasp* pay respects to their religion at their most holy site. Image
How about the libel that we rape 2 out of every 5 children and torture every single one.

Maybe the time he made a comment so offensive to Jews even fellow Israel hater Dan Cohen ripped him about it. ImageImage
Or maybe that time he went all Rabbiphobic. Image
Anyway that's all for now but there are plenty more. We're off go do our Talmudic Rituals. Anyone have an eye of newt? Image

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Our feelings about @benandjerrys.

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"How was Islamic Jihad summer camp sweetie?"
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Results of Operation Guardian of the Walls:

We are going to share a report based on an investigation into the 74 named Palestinians that were killed during the course of the operation.

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Hi. Jew here.
Every thing in that tweet is a lie.

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