Thread by @corpsesharkjin

#johnyongau #johnyong au where johnny is in desparate need of a babysitter so he puts an ad up only to have adorable twink taeyong show up on his doorstep; problem is, he’s over 10 years younger than him

uhhhh they’re both adults? but idk might not vibe with some people so look away i guess?

johnny; 42, dilf, has a son hyuck, divorced, major trust issues, boomer, sucker for cute young boys feels guilty for it tho, works at big law firm gets big money

taeyong; 23, twink babie, high school dropout, oldest of 5 siblings lots of experience w babysitting

sicheng; taeyongs only friend, chaos personified, delusional but funny, loves ty more than anything, dilf hunter 😳, loves looking and feeling pretty, babysits his exes kid occasionally, caught up in some… illegal activities

johnnys friends aka dilf squad

yuta; another dilf!!, dad of tiny shotaro, looking for his soulmate, weak for pretty boys

jaehyun; dilf number 3!!, dad of mark, widow, still on his frat fuckboy bullshit, also has trust issues!!

the kids might not have profiles sorry!! but here’s their respective ages uwu

mark: 16
hyuck: 14
shotaro: 12
chenle: 13

i’ll be starting this tomorrow!! updates will most likely be every other day. but first polls again!!!

pick a number!!!

pick one!!

001. uhhh idk if this au will be nsfw but i’ll tell you if it is. anyway!!

002. the effect of the sad face i feel ya sicheng

003. they’re in love 🥰

003.1. i’ve decided i’ll post the memes i use for the au like i used to do lol

004. :o what’s sex

004.1. me when funny cat meme. im sorry idk what im talking about

005. boot that bitch off can barely use his damn phone. also i don’t want any mf ageist comments it’s a joke.

006. i agree w yuta hyuck was being smart

007. why he gotta type like that

008. good judgement of character john

009. johnny’s texts stale af but this how my actual dad texts me but w more emojis and punctuation errors.

me: *breathes*
my dad: oh 🍯 I LOve u 🤟 💜

010. johnny is aware of the power a twink has

011. praying.

anyway hope you liked this first update! small rn but felt like a good place to end it uwu curiouscat.qa/himbosushi/pos…

012. wooo 🚨 yeah 🙌 baby 👶 that’s what i’ve been waiting 🕰 for thats ✔ what it’s all 💯 about 💦 woohoo

013. yuta is aware of johnnys vices

014. uh oh

015. me too

015.1. lesgoooo

016. soulmates me thinks

016.1. i’m such a sucker for anything sanrio lol esp keroppi i love

017. i’m obsessed w how cute ty is. he probably uses a bunch of cute ass shit when he messages people and that image is hurting my heart n brain

018. we all know you do sicheng

018.1. me n my ex bf making jokes about his schizophrenia

019. tsundere sicheng also sisi 🥺

019.1. soft memes are my love language jk funny absurd memes are

that’s all for today owo it’s gonna start going pretty quick eventually but idk how long this is gonna be??? probably my usual au length but who knows owo curiouscat.qa/himbosushi/pos…

020. sexually charged

021. poor ty

022. i shall. boring af lmao

023. lele 🥰

023.1.

024. a few days go by

025. sigh 😞

026. he said what

027. daddy uwu

028. ty is the queen

028.1.

029. lying bitch.

029.1.

030. sure it’s not

031. omg they in love

031.1.

032. y’all i swear to god i ain’t writing jackshit out so i’ll recap here!! basically johnny come home see bad hyuck grounds hyuck takes his phone and makes him stand in the corner thinking about what he’s done then has him apologize to ty there done!!

033. oof.

034. a few hours later. sorry but i added angst uwu

035. gc name is dad id like to fuck-ing appreciate because they deserve more recognition

036. damn yuta really coming out here w good advice sheesh

037. ty: ╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑(๑•̀∀- )و٩( 'ω' )و٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

jn: goodnight.

038. johnny catching some shit

should i do sicheng pov? it’d probably wouldn’t be right away but i’ll say when it happens if yes uwu

039. ty goes to work two days later and it’s mega awkward lmfao

040. yongie has an idea!!

041. :o who knows

041.1.

042. cute ass sicheng goddamn

043. poor johnny

044. johnnys acc is now priv thank god

045. texts.

046. they cute af fight me

047. pls say sike

048. me amirite

049. a few more days go by. n small update because i have no wifi n im at the library two towns away n this ornery bitch won’t leave me alone

050. because you’re trusting him johnny now when’s the panic attack gonna happen

051. the meme has a penis in it soooo

051.1. idk why this is cropped to shit but that’s what’s happening. original image was for sure worse tho

052. sicheng low key flirting 😳

053. next day so that means therapy day! funnily enough i have therapy today as well lmao

054. me in therapy at 6 amirite?

055. after appointment n ending on a cliffhanger sorry gamers. probs will update tomorrow if wi-fi’s back but if not will have to wait a few days

056. just realized i forgot the meme for 53 sorry :( it’ll be the next tweet for people who wanted it. but like this’ll be really angst filled sorry ig????

053.1. this was supposed to be after 053 like i said owo

057. sorry johnny but you have to suffer to drive the plot forward love you tho xoxo

058. me whenever smth goes horribly wrong. jk i’m mentally wellish now

059. god this is fucking weird but it felt strange to write it out in texts??? so like i’m writing this out normally but it’s all dialogue cause i’m not fucking around w adding details okay?? okay! taeyong will be normal text, jaehyun will be bold and yuta will be italics :3

060. Now we have a hyuckie n yongie interaction uwu. Hyuck is bold ty is normal

061. oh yeah sicheng just popped over randomly hh forgot to add it pls forgive my shit plot. ty saving this family LESGOOOO

next update will be sicheng pov 💕💕 to distract from the angst for a bit uwu

062. sicheng pov finally ❤️

063. sicheng needs attention

063.1.

064. ty first daddies second

065. unhinged sichengie 💕

065.1.

066. sicheng just rlly loves yongie okie?

067. yeah tf johnny? it’s clearly all his fault and i’m defs gonna do sicheng pov again!! it’s nice to see how unhinged he truly is 💕💕

068. next day!!! n johnny is opening up and HOLY FUCK IS THAT A SMILEY?????

069. omg they catching feels lesgoooo

070. ooohhh daddies uwu

071. he need the daddy dick ty give it to him. also i fucked up on this i meant for ty to say he’ll ask later today but i’m dumb heheh

072. damn sicheng kinda wild… we love…

073. johnny is becoming more chill now lesgoooooo

074. hh miscommunication is so sexy

075. next day ty goes to work n hh it’s weird

076. he forgot!!

077. i like how johnny lowkey got jealous w that fuckin why? it has a lot of power in it

078. r they flirting or r they both ppl who are awkward when they receive thanks for their actions

079. why was johnny acting weird 🤔

080. we’ve all been aware of how he’s in love w ty smh

just wanna say i fucked up the tl ty’s supposed to have been there for like a month by now but my ass was like man don’t look through the plot line you wrote out fuck that! so i’m sorry my brain kill itself

081. i think i’m gonna try to go back n forth between the povs more often because i love sichengs character so much :(

082. unhealthy but yes king!!

082.1.

083. the aus kinda nsfw??? but mostly with yujaewin i’ll warn for it tho. like now lmfao

084. johnny mad jealous. understandable good sir

085. idk nsfw?? n damn no fightin shakira shakira

086. they blew it. what a bunch of clowns

086.1.

087. so cute of them 🥰

087.1.

088. next day or smth

089. johnnys first meme yay!!!

089.1.

090. yes therapy uwu

091. ty has surprise???? :0

092.

okay so no update tomorrow but there will be one the day after because i forgot to do a poll. sorry!! anywayyyy

hyuckie gets?

johnny gets?

093. leles coming yay!!!

094. not ty being influenced by sisi calling them daddies…

095. the switch up damn

096. no suck for johnny pray for the man 😔✊🏼

097. me when surprise amirite. i gotta stop this bit i’m sorry

so some visual(s) for the party is this amazing banner/flag whatever the fuck they see as soon as they come in. of course made by sicheng

johnnys mug n hyucks pc both have endless amounts of drip 🥰

now for some explanation because i’m not writing much out sorry :/ first jaehyun/yuta n co alr got there to help set stuff up. hyuck n johnny arrive n the others surprise them. then they open their gifts n hyuck has written a letter for johnny along w his dope ass mug

then hyuck gets his gifts n ty has written a letter for him along w his keyboard n epic pc as pictured. but hyucks letter won’t be shown until the end :) only johnnys rn

098. johnnys letter!! it’s short n rushed because hyucks not used to being emotionally open but it’s cute!

099.

100. WOOO 100 LESGOOOO BABY WOOOO

p short but i plan on having a long sicheng pov next update soooo i’m hoping it’ll be like 20-30 parts long???? idk i’m hoping but my classes start tomorrow so haa we’ll see

101. this will all be sicheng pov from before, during the party and afterwards then we’ll go back to johnyong

102. he’s built different

103. uh oh

103.1.

104. my past relationships hh end me. but sicheng is unhinged it’s okay tho

105. ty good friend. ty smart. ty therapist.

106. kun seems like an asshole (he kinda is) but like i’ll flush out their story more so it’ll make more sense why he’s acting like that

107. nothing is okay and everything hurts but lele called sicheng mom n no i’m not crying YOU ARE

108.

109. the next day n party time of course uwu

110. yongie boutta lose it

111. baby shotaro crying

112. pc looks fucked up but ignore it

113. they in love sicheng leave them alone

114. here’s some written stuff!!! It's all dialogue like before. jaehyuns bold n yuta is italics while sicheng is normal.

115. he didn’t go home last night 👀

115.1.

116. what did ty do 👀

117. whoreyong

118. sicheng crying nooo

119. they should kiss

120. smdh

121. back to ty pov n we’re starting off w what he told sicheng!! and this update is gonna be short because in all honesty i’m losing my fucking mind w the copious amounts of stress weighing me down

122. he won’t he’s a simp

123. ty isn’t getting fired yayyyy

124. :o jaehyun admitted it progress is being made

125. johnnys me trying to act like i didn’t fuck up n ruin a friendship

126. johnnys done what

127. damn the sexual tension also 127 AYO

128. hyucks such a good son

129. ty goes to work n it’s v awkward n hyuckie bad boy!!

130. it’s been a few days n nothins changed ty is beyond fed up lmao

131. johnny is casually indulging in some tomfoolery

132. it really is johnny

133. piss shit n dust

134. :o

135. why he so hostile 😭

136. omggg it’s HAPPENING

137. eek smiley

138. awe so cute! not like ANYTHING could go WRONG

139. ⁉️⁉️⁉️

140. i sleep dumb whore

140.1.

141. no you don’t little tsundere

142. thirst traps always solve everything

143. THIS FUCKING IMAGE OF TY GOT ME SO FUCKED UP I SEE IT AND I SEE FUCKIN RED WHY HE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL. anyway

143.1. I HAD TO LEAVE IT HERE ITS SOOOO GOOD

144. yes date mm big date do date w cute twink twink w pretty legs

145. yeah what are those lips supposed to be doing 🤔

146. a very normal update hahaah no angst or anything of the sort hahahaah

147. yuta thot he was doin smth 😭

148. sicheng rlly said 💅🏼 💫 🧚🏼‍♀️ a blocking today me thinks

149. those mfs who think they’re doms are so 🤢

150. yeah my bad he says

151. what is ty talking abt 🤔

152. y’all i accidentally made kun toxic hope he can forgive me 😛

153. ‼️‼️

154. same sicheng

so to clarify cause ik some mf gonna be like “hh mpreg bad what is this a/b/o??” but girl :/ that’s not it sichengs trans and uhhh don’t be getting on my mf case about THAT either. cause trans men can get pregnant even if they’re on T n all that so like idk get tf outta my face??

also kinda lowkey projected some of my transmenness uh oops? so like sicheng is just on T n he didn’t get top surgery cus he didnt really have anything to begin with. also didn’t get anything done downstairs internally cus he liked to hv the option of hving his own children

155. yessss finally!!

156. Very cute twink goes on date with daddy

157. so like they date n ty tells johnny no sexies. I feel you johnny 😔✊🏼

158. Speaking of problems

159. they’re making progress!!! also dw no more backtracking w them only w others heh

160. Sugar baby hmmm

161. Furry ty

162. Uh oh

163. yuta simp lol

164. jae wanna what 😳

165. daddy ❤️ I'm sorry I love it too much

166. their friendship is so beautiful 🥰

167. jae's a tease but wbk

168. he gonna eat his words

169. perfect for 69 lmao

170. that's weird :/

171. I'm back hope you don't hate me 🥺

172. STOP THEY CONFESSED 😭

173. me love Nicki except for her shit takes

173.1.

174. :0

175. tys evil and he learned to act like this from sicheng

176. *SpongeBob voice* 20 minutes later also like idk nsfw??

177. wipe up the blood ❤️

178. oh? someone can't wait lmfao

179. lol he got that trauma

180. poor hyuck

big update here: so I'm not gonna like 100% finish sicheng story but there will be a nice lil conclusion and I'll make his own au n everything later on like I did with my markhyuck fic. but I'm going back to updating every other day so yay!!!

181. tw for talk of suicide and toxic relationships idk what else sorry If I forgot to warn for smth. this applies through pretty much the whole update except the very end

182. omg two daddies on me. if no one got that reference uhh that's okay ig

183. now it's getting heavy I'm so sorry 😭

184. I'm so sorry I made kun so toxic 🤢

185. big tw mention of suicide so like uh look away?

186. ugh love that yuta doesn't have to suffer

187. Johnny imitating taeyong is so mf cute 😭

187.1.

188. the image that started it all...

189. boo ty you whore sisi loves you more!!

190. it didn’t add for some reason but it says goodman clown go back to your queer ass clown car

191. my heart fluttered 😭

192. that’s all for sichengs story rn IM SORRY PLS DONT HURT ME sob

193. this whole time they weren't even official...

194. bottom johnny???

there will be quite a few written bits for the update so buckle in!!

Hyuck led Taeyong to the front hallway pulling him to the side, pulling a handkerchief out of his pocket quickly fastening it over the others eyes. After he finished he spun Taeyong around grabbing his wrists.

"Now here's the thing, you treat my dad well and I have no problems with you but if you break his heart. Well me accidentally seeing you guys will be the worst of your problems." Taeyong nodded as Donghyuck dug his nails into his wrists.

Hyuck pulled him into a quick brief hug before he started dragging him to the back of the house and through the sliding door leading to the backyard. They stepped outside walking through the lawn further and further into their estate before reaching the guest house.

"This is where I leave you and you guys should probably just stay out here tonight. Have no idea why dad didn't think of that but yeah. Oh yeah here you go! Don't have too much fun kids!" Hyuck unfastened the blindfold-

shoving a strip of condoms and various bottles of lube into his hands. Taeyong snorted huddling them close to his chest as he slid the door open. There he was greeted by the most beautiful setup he had ever seen.

There was a cake on the floor with two dogs sitting beside it and there in the middle stood Johnny dressed handsomely. He had on a white suit with a pink pocket square, and his hair was tied back into a bun. Taeyong gasped flinging himself across the room into the others arms.

the dinner setup

"Oh my god Johnny I love it! Are these dogs ours?"

"Of course they are baby I got them just for you." Taeyong pushed himself up onto his tippy toes pressing a chaste kiss to the man's lips.

"Let's eat yes?" Taeyong nodded frantically as they took their seats on the floor.

As they started to dig into the cake music started to play. Taeyong turned gasping once again, Johnny had gotten his favorite band to perform.

"Johnny you didn't! You're honestly so amazing this is exactly why I love you, you thoughtful man." He dragged Johnny into another kiss

taeyongs fav band

As soon as they finished Johnny was pulling Taeyong to his feet. He pulled him out the door once again before quickly running back into the home.

"Sorry I had to grab the guac haha." They made their way to the small koi pond in Johnny's yard settling down onto the grass.

the guac

They folded their hands together whispering to each other, slowly eating basking in their shared warmth.

"Taeyong will you be my boyfriend?"

"I'll act like I haven't already said yes but yes of course!" Taeyong pushed Johnny onto his back kissing him hard.

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and that's all!!! im happy it's over w 😭 I loved this au a lot but I feel like a let a lot of people down with my brain deciding to lose my mind for a few months so yeah I'm really really sorry for that! I hope that those that I did disappoint forgive me if they then that's ok.

but yeah it's over and like I said I will write sichengs story separately because I believe I didnt give him enough and he deserves to have smth all to himself! after I finish the dotae au look out for that!! but until then ily and please stay safe!! 🥺😊💖