Three couples are meeting with their pastor to discuss joining the leadership team.
The pastor told them to be part of the ministry team they must learn sacrifice. To sacrifice their earthly desires.
The pastor told them to be part of the ministry team they must learn sacrifice. To sacrifice their earthly desires.
He said t if they are truly felt ready to be in the ministry they must forgo sexual intimacy for one month. The couples agreed and closed the meeting in prayer.
The month passed and they were again in the pastor's office.
The pastor said to couple in their mid -50's, "How did your month go?"
They clasped each other's hands & smiled, "No problem really. We haven't had regular intercourse for quite awhile.”
My aside: WTF? Dead at 55?
The pastor said to couple in their mid -50's, "How did your month go?"
They clasped each other's hands & smiled, "No problem really. We haven't had regular intercourse for quite awhile.”
My aside: WTF? Dead at 55?
"Welcome to the leadership team," the pastor replied.
Then he turned to the next couple, both in their 30's. The man said, The first 2 weeks went ok. The 3rd week was a little rougher. By the 4th week we were sleeping in separate rooms and taking cold showers, but we succeeded.
Then he turned to the next couple, both in their 30's. The man said, The first 2 weeks went ok. The 3rd week was a little rougher. By the 4th week we were sleeping in separate rooms and taking cold showers, but we succeeded.
"Desires of the flesh can be strong, but you remained stronger to your calling. Welcome to our leadership team,” said the pastor.
Turning to last couple, newlyweds in their 20's, he asked, How was your month?"
Turning to last couple, newlyweds in their 20's, he asked, How was your month?"
They hung their heads in shame.
"We didn't even make it one week, said the young husband. The second day I saw her bending over to pick up some fruit and I couldn't help myself, and we just went at it."
"We didn't even make it one week, said the young husband. The second day I saw her bending over to pick up some fruit and I couldn't help myself, and we just went at it."
"Well I'm sorry," the pastor sadly responded. "But we can't allow you onto our leadership team."
The young couple slowly nodded and the wife meekly replied, "We understand. They won't let us back into Walmart either."
And people wonder why I’m not religious.
The young couple slowly nodded and the wife meekly replied, "We understand. They won't let us back into Walmart either."
And people wonder why I’m not religious.
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