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Dec 23, 2021 29 tweets 10 min read Read on X
Im finally going to watch The Fault In Our Stars purely because I feel bad about the irony of this tweet exchange

Congrats, your pain meant something to the universe
> Mass Effect 3

Dear @johngreen do the characters of The Fault In Our Stars die BEFORE Mass Effect Andromeda comes out?

I hope they never had to experience that disappointment Image
@johngreen Ok @johngreen

This movie is beautiful and painful

(fifty minutes in)
@johngreen his chick is talking to her lungs just to function for a week and there's this pang of tragic inevitability to it Image
@johngreen > self cameo

Lol John Green you lost me, hahaha Image
i remember flying Image
Dear @johngreen do you still know Laura Dern or is she the cold shoulder type Image
"I eat clay. but don't think about that when watching my movie" Image
So "The Fault In Our Stars" by @johngreen actually comes off as more of a simplistic movie within it's first hour, in terms of complexity.

But it's meant to be that way in a type of self-reflection as your watching it.

And that's the genius of the formatting style of the plot.
Like, it's clear @johngreen thought about both sides of the thing when putting it together.
Two simple characters. But a very complex, shared pain Image
(the movie is a little soundtrack heavy but you can toss that safely under "campy") Image
!?!?!?!? WILLEM DAFOE

BRUH

BRO

@johngreen WHAT

EXCUSE ME

WILLEM DAFOE ImageImage
for real this movie got great at this point Image
Mr. DaFoe says so many offensive things in his rant I cannot repeat them Image
Bro @johngreen ok im stunned and impressed

you did good
Dear @johngreen please tell me you got them to install an elevator in the Anne Frank house Image
Ethan and Hila Klein meet for the first time, colorized Image
still stuck on the Anne Frank house bit Image
;--; oh Image
oh. Image
Dear @johngreen I don't understand you Image
oh fuck who left these onions here @johngreen Image
Bottom Line: I couldn't handle it Image
Dear @johngreen I'm crying bro why did you write this Image
I give @johngreen the coveted "entered a goldfish, came out a shark" 11/10
> Willem DaFoe is still in the car Image
Good night Green Goblin Image

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