Thread by @JasonKDiary

Dear diary,
Well, it happened again.. that sick old radical extremist stopped by last night..
Let me tell you what happened..
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Twas two days before Christmas, and all through the Skypalace,
Jameson bottles lay empty along with a heavy stench of malice

The memberships were bought
By the hundreds, without consent..
It feels SO GOOD to tell the grassroots to 'get bent'!

And i with my earplugs,
lil' Ben and Pookie in their hats,
were sitting around obsessively reminiscing about Matt

When out in the balcony,
Sounded like Dreeshen was shouting
'Oh f*ck', i thought, 'theres another lawsuit sprouting'

i ran to the door yelling
'Devin, be quiet!
If she says ANYTHING,
she's fired and then we'll deny it!'

When what to my Asian-hating eyes did appear?
That same socialist asshole that visited me last year
That little old man, dressed all in red
When I saw him again, my heart filled up with dread

He glared at me hard with
a look of disdain
And like last year, he started insulting my MLAs by name:

'HEY negligent Nixons
LaGarbage, and Madu the liar,
You're all complicit in making Alberta a dumpster fire'

To the top of the Leg roof
The coursers they flew,
I started to barricade the office
So he couldn't break through

A knock, then a smash and he came yelling through the door,
'It's obvious you have a hate for the poor,
I told you last year you need to wake the eff up,
And since then you've gotten even more corrupt'

'I've got letters from Albertans saying "Help! Kenney's condemned us'..
i sneered and laughed, 'i fully reject that premise'

He gave me a slap, and as I fell down
He stood over me with the most
unnerving frown,
'Kenney, you've failed, you've ruined this place.
Everyone in Canada knows you're a disgrace'

'You let thousands die and suffer
All without a care
While you enjoyed a vacation, God only knows where.
Your curriculum is shite, put it right in the shredder,
And why didn't you stop the UCP xmas super-spreader?!'

'You let the hospitals fill and didn't give a shit
Obviously you don't care about Alberta, not even a little bit.
You're at 20% and only yourself to blame,
You will always and forever be Alberta's shame'

With a look of disgust
He turned to leave
While muttering under his breath,
'All this clown knows is how to deceive'
He got back in his sleigh and giving me a look said,
'Jason, you are nothing but a pathetic nasty crook'

'You'll never change and you'll never learn,
you're content to sit and watch the province burn'
He picked up the reins while flipping me the bird, and yelled loudly,
'HEY everyone.. Jason Kenney is a TURD!'

And I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight...
'Merry Christmas to all, except Jason Kenney, that disgraceful parasite'

Sigh.. I hate Christmas so much
J
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