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25 Dec, 15 tweets, 4 min read
My Mission Statement

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I'm God. A Christ. I also happen to be the Christ of prophecy.

King of Kings, Lord of Lords.

The Living Word.

I and the Father are One.

All that hyperbole.
I'm on a mission from God. Since I am God, it's my own mission. Here it is:

I'm going to eliminate all the dummies in the world.
To understand more about myself and my mission, have a read of this thread and the link in my bio. But come back to this. It's for reference.

The first step is to get you all to eliminate your inner dummy. To that end believe whatever you want. I don't care. Do this, crank the dial to 11 and rock on. It is no quick fix, but it's worth the effort.

And learn about science. Science is awesome.

A message to Christian dummies. I'm the Christ of prophecy. Your boss. And I am commanding you to read this, pull your heads out, and obey the words of your God.

Next on the dummy list are those who support the drug war. I intend to #EndTheGodDamnedDrugWar. No more drug lords. No more terrorist funding. No more criminalizing what is at worst a medical problem.
Anyone who supports the drug war is an enemy of humanity. Not an opinion, not a point of view. Objective reality.

Listen to the experts. Start with this guy.

Next are the oligarch dummies. The fat bloated parasites leaching upon our species. You are detrimental. Your contribution is net negative. Start paying your fair share. Word of the day: philanthropy.

May the plebs rise up against you if you persist.
Next on the list are the dummy makers. The liars, the manipulators. Ruining the fabric of civilization for a few $$$s.

Rupert Murdoch, I'm looking at you. I want your little empire gone from my universe.

These are the things I'm going to accomplish. Anyone who wants to assist, your help will be most appreciated.

If you don't then I'll do it all by myself if I have to.

If you have a problem with any of this dial 1-800-KISS-MY-HOLY-ASS.

And Merry Christmas.
A great way to assist is a retweet! Cheers.
There's another class of dummy implicitly covered with Christians and dummy makers.

The televangelists.

Grifters. Charlatans. Claiming to speak for God while waving a bible and lining their pockets.

Tag your favourite televangelist on this tweet. Let them know ur disapproval.
Implement what you believe and what you believe will save you.

Fail to implement what you believe and what you believe will destroy you.

You've got two Christs telling you the same thing.

If you're smart, you'll listen.

If you're not, you'll burn.
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27 Dec
I'm really sick and tired of hearing antivax arguments. There is only one valid non medical reason to not get the jab.

I don't want to.

Here's what happens when you don't.

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You run a very significant risk of severe illness and death. And long Covid.

That alone is sufficient reason to get vaxxed.

The science is clear. You have every medical professional in the world telling you to get vaxxed.

Another reason, sufficient in and of itself.
Being unvaxxed and more susceptible you run a higher risk of transmitting it to those around you. Those you love. People who may be more susceptible than you.

That is selfishness at the expense of others. You risk their lives to exercise your rights.
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Life has a significant left-leaning bias. This is true even if you are not aware that All is One.

We are social animals. We exist in communities. We are co-dependent. Our progress, our survival, all dependent on each other.

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The Illusion of Separation provides the opportunity to answer the Great Question. But when embraced, taken to extremes, it becomes toxic to the self and the whole.

Me first. My rights, no responsibilities. Separate, autonomous.
Cutting off the nose to spite the face.

It is regression. It is self defeating.

It is insanity.

It is no coincidence that intelligence on the right is markedly lower than intelligence on the left.

Abstraction, metaphor lost upon those who can only think in concrete terms.
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20 Dec
The things I have learned.

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I've posted a lot recently. This thread will contain everything I deem of value. I'll use it as my pinned tweet and expand on it over time.

I recommend everyone view the link in my bio.
This is the most important thing I have to say. Read only this and you can safely ignore everything else I have to say.

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20 Dec
Worship is childish. It's how the young and inexperienced create idols. As an evolutionary advantage idolizing role models increases the ability to learn valuable life skills. But once the skills are acquired worship is no longer necessary.

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The only reason to mandate worship from adults is to keep them in a childish state, subservient, on their knees.

When used this way it is a tool of control.

Stop being controlled. Get off your knees. No self respecting deity would give a flying monkey's butt about your worship
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Any and all feedback on this short thread appreciated! Cheers.
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18 Dec
Preparing the Vessel

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The phrase sounds quite esoteric, but in practice it is straight forward. It is simply about developing yourself. Learning about yourself. Transforming yourself into the person you choose to be.

It takes time and effort. There are some skills to develop along the way.
The first and most difficult skill to cultivate is personal objectivity. This is seeing yourself as if through the eyes of others. We make significant assumptions about ourselves that keep us the heroes of our own stories.
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Things I have discovered about #cannabis.

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I'll be going back and forth copying links and adding tweets. This thread will expand over time. Please check back for additional information.
The first uses I discovered for cannabis were as a catalyst for my gnosis and a tool of self exploration, as detailed in this thread.

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