Thread by @rektdiomedes

Thread...

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land,
The degens were stirring, and rubbing their hands;
They’d bought every $OHM fork, every Tomb Finance clone,
Had rebase reminders plugged into their phones...

They’d stacked their $nICE, set aside their $xJOE,
With lp positions, their bankrolls they’d grow;
They’d hoarded their $TIME, and grabbed their $sSPELL,
Went nuts with $rDOPEX, just imagine the smell!

They’d got rich in the spring, all on Easy Mode,
Then sold in the summer, to @Tetranode;
When autumn arrived they got lucky once more,
The frogs finally triumphed, and were no longer poor!

More Curve and more Convex, these they had stacked,
Locked more $FXS, with no looking back;
They’d longed alt-L1’s on @zhusu's claims,
And used @beefyfinance on eight different chains;

They’d been rekt by Snowdog, had cursed with a sigh,
Had referred poor @satsdart to the FBI;
They’d aped into ponzus, but hit some home-runs,
Grown their assets, to staggering sums;

But now in December, still thirsting for more,
They longed to discover, their next great big score;
‘What will be next?!?’ they asked with a cry,
As they scrolled through ct, past @Banteg’s hentai;

No $SHIBA, no $DOGE, no $FLOKI-whatever,
No $DOT and no $FILE, no $ADA not EVER!
No Axie, no $GALA, they’d already pumped;
No Polka-something-something, that VC’s would dump;

They longed for one more, great dopamine hit,
And searched and searched, but could not find a fit;
Then they awoke, upon Christmas day,
With a stunning new airdrop… to meme with all day :)

🎄🎄🎄🙏🙏🐸🐸🐸🐸🙏🙏🎄🎄

Apologies gents too much time on my hands! :)

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