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28 Dec, 10 tweets, 2 min read
CDC: fuck it, do what you want, you don't listen anyways
CDC: load up on red meat and booze and make sure you smoke some Camel Reds while you're at it
CDC: Try our new Asbestos Casserole recipe on our website, just in time for the holidays
CDC: condoms? lol, no
CDC: Read our 5 point plan to increase air pollution
CDC: lick ALL of the door handles
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The floor graffiti in front of CVS has changed a tad lately...😏 Image
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At the end of next week we will be five months from election day. If you think today is fucked up, IT WILL GET WORSE.

Be vigilant, check sources, motherfucking KNOW we are being fucked with mentally with disinformation on the daily

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In before Trump claims Hyde is just a low level coffee boy...😘

"Barely knew him"
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Jr barely knows him too...huh 🤔
Eric, Gums King of NY, also...

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STORYTIME THREAD:

The 2nd anniversary of the Christmas gift that changed my family forever
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Soooooo....

Netflix got a little loose yesterday and asked a simple question... Aaaaaaaand the brands went out of their way to make sure they have a meeting with HR this morning

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Dude, this is a walk off homerun

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NBD, just Netflix owning various brands 😂

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Felix? Really bruh?

Are you not aware that this fuckwit is not only fucking up your Republican dream, he's fucking up America?

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