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Soooooo....

Netflix got a little loose yesterday and asked a simple question... Aaaaaaaand the brands went out of their way to make sure they have a meeting with HR this morning

How
Is
This
Site
Free? 🤣
Dude, this is a walk off homerun

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NBD, just Netflix owning various brands 😂

Axe was a good sport about it tho 🤣
Whoever tuns this account needs a raise...damn 😂
Oh?!?

You thought I was done?!?! 😂😂😂

Sooooo many more! 😁
Inception memeing 🤣
NBD, just fisting and facials, so of course Pornhub shows up 💀💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
OUCH!!!!

Ghosted by Netflix 🤣
🙏Praise be🖕under His finger🙏

This is fanfuckingtastic! 😂🤣😂
/snort 🤣
Oooooooh, you thought I was done?

Fuck you, I went back for seconds!

P.S. Snickers got owned y'all 🤣
Even the tame one are fairly good tbh
TFW randos on twitter are funnier than your social media manager 🤣
Privacy vs Access 😂
Bitcoin?

More like Bonercoin amirite? 🤣
Drink and fuck responsibly yo 💀
Lexus should've gone with "Want me to put a bow on it?" 😉
OH

EM

GEE

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Subtle....😏
Can't stop, won't stop...😂
Almost finished...😉
I don't need need to see more

We have a winner 🏆

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Uh oh

We have a late arrival and OMG Petco, what have you done!

Bwahahahahahahahaha 😭
Missed this one

Solid response but...

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Pinche-Pastor of Our 🚺of the🖕
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Felix? Really bruh?

Are you not aware that this fuckwit is not only fucking up your Republican dream, he's fucking up America?

You lost $250xwho the fucks knows today on the market because of your saviors tweet, I fucking guarantee it

Eat a pail of dicks Felix 🖕
For those that don't know, Temecula is one of the last bastions of GOP strongholds in SoCal.

Ken Calvert @KenCalvert , running on family values since I lived there 20+ years ago was busted banging a prostitute as one does being a Christian.
Ken called on Jesus to forgive him, and as is the pray the uncomfortable situations away that are politically, morally, and intellectually hypocritically electable, he persisted 🙃

But Temeculans and other district @GOP only hold Democrats to standards
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For all asking, source is @ByDonkeys 👊😁🤘
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Wait wut? O_o

@MsMariaT @SaysDana

Schw👍ing? 🤣
For reference: Yuri Vanitek was Maria Butina's male counterpart

That and his thumbs up (the GOP) butt
Yuri got around more than Butina
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