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Birds are real.
Sorry, but this is nature and it is a wonder. A blue robot bird talking to a red robot bird. The blue bird
Nature. A blue robot bird talking to a red robot bird. The blue bird
How is this not real. "A blue robot bird talking to a red robot bird. The blu
... A close up of a red bird that is fake but believes it is rea
... A blue bird that is fake, but thinks it is real hugging a re
Birds are real.

Report unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov, America. A blue bird talking to a red bird. The blue bird says, "
Thank you for coming. This has been a government PSA about a government website called SaferProducts.gov
You may remember SaferProducts.gov from this:
Have to mute this soon, but thank you everyone for helping spread the word about SaferProducts.gov. You're all great. Even the people who are just like, "Interesting." That's succinct, Johnson. We'll take it, friend. See you at the potluck for real birds.
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