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We are extending the date for state and local governments to apply for $2 Million in Pool Safely grants to help prevent drownings and drain entrapments: bit.ly/3uvA7dM
CPSC will award up to a total of $2 million in two-year grants to assist jurisdictions in reducing deaths and injuries from drowning and drain entrapment incidents in pools and spas.
Applicants must be a state or local government or U S. Territory that has an enacted or amended a state and/or local law(s) that meet the requirements of the VGB Act (15 U.S.C. 8001), sections 1405 and 1406.
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Gen X, this is our Public Playground Safety Handbook (pdf). It's 57 pages on how to make a safer playground. We hope it helps: cpsc.gov/s3fs-public/32…
Good morning from Dr. Copernicus Jackson and Dr. Jade Jackson who would like you to know that you can search thousands of consumer product recalls on CPSC.gov/Recalls
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