SATIRICAL TRANSCRIPT OF NSW COVID MEETING THIS AM
DOM: We need to look like we’re doing something!
Dr C: Or we could actually do something…
DOM: Of course. What could we do that won’t cost anything, won’t impact many people and won’t slow down our plans for herd immunity?…..2/
DOM: We need to look like we’re doing something!
Dr C: Or we could actually do something…
DOM: Of course. What could we do that won’t cost anything, won’t impact many people and won’t slow down our plans for herd immunity?…..2/
Dr C: We could shut down hospitality/entertainment venues. They’re a major source of transmission.
DOM: [shaking head and hands] Too expensive and will slow transmission too much. What’s the absolute bare minimum we could do?
Dr C: Stop singing and dancing at all events?…..3/
DOM: [shaking head and hands] Too expensive and will slow transmission too much. What’s the absolute bare minimum we could do?
Dr C: Stop singing and dancing at all events?…..3/
DOM: We can’t do that. I’m going to a wedding next week. And then there’s church. And my kids are going to a concert on the weekend. What if we just stopped it in cafes and restaurants? [Checks diary…] Yeah. That won’t impact me. And it costs nothing!…..4/
Dr C: That’s it? But that will hardly slow down Omicron - if at all!
DOM: Even better!!!! Let’s go with it. We’ll say we’re reinstating restrictions - saying they’re sensible and proportionate - that sounds important. Thanks for the best health advice!!!
Dr C: You’re welcome????
DOM: Even better!!!! Let’s go with it. We’ll say we’re reinstating restrictions - saying they’re sensible and proportionate - that sounds important. Thanks for the best health advice!!!
Dr C: You’re welcome????
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