I took my girls out to work today. We hadn't been out in days. I broke the work cart and had to fix it. Regular readers know the longer story. Been a rough winter.
Girls were grouchy. Clara was nervous. Clara needs to cool her jets a little. And... I'm broken. Think different.
2. I have a project of pruning a lane for farm tours by donkey cart, which shows what I think are pretty parts of the property. Fairly wild, but attractive to my eye.
So if I don't have something else we need to do, there is always pruning the lane.
We needed to empty the manure
3. spreader first. It was good and full, and I broke it too, the day I broke the work cart.
Pobody's nerfect.
But it works, it's just hard to hitch and unhitch.
So we did that, and I was going to drive them down to the machine shed to drop off the spreader, and EEK! HUMAN!
4. Clara's really got to knock this crap off. I mean, every human she's ever met has petted her, and most of them have given her goodies. This is bullshit.
We managed to negotiate the terrifying presence of an adult female human being, but then - her car. 😳
5. Continuing...
Rhonda dropped over.
So... We got out to the pond dam where I was working, and the girls were pretty rattled. We cut and hauled one load of branches, cut down a 2" thorn tree crowding a young oak, hauled it...
Went back up for water...
6. Went back to the pond dam, and by this time the girls were pretty rattled and pretty grouchy, so I tied them to a tree there, and I spent a long time just petting, talking, petting ears, foreheads, topknots, necks... Just spent some time. Told them I know I'm off balance.
7. They settled down real well. We hauled that last load, and then went around the long way to go home.
Aaannd...
I got them half unhitched from the cart and Clara decided to walk off.
I just stood there and watched her. Informed her that this couldn't possibly work.
8. She made it about ten feet and ran out of steam. I let her commit to being done, went and hitched her harness back to the cart, and we backed it back into its parking place.
This time she stood.
And I observed that the saw was missing.
That'll be on me.
9. I finished up unharnessing the girls and put them up, gave everyone a round of goodies, and went and got Bandit's walk leash.
That means he's getting off the home 10, and he's *always* up for that.
His electric collar keeps him home, but the choke chain means the electric off.
10. Bandit and I found the saw, he was a happy lad, I was a happy lad, the girls were happy. Good day.
One at a time. All I need.

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