when do the stories people believe about a work of art, regardless of artist intent or history of the piece, become a part of the work of art?
i don’t know.
working with a database engine, i’m an absolute stickler for “design intent” as revealed by documentation and historical development.
i have a particular view of RDBMS cpu scheduling and memory management: unless documented otherwise (in detail with boundaries), if an user query workload with no external calls makes the system unresponsive due to cpu or memory saturation, it’s a bug.
Now, configuration may be required. In #OracleDB, things like max parallel servers, query DOP settings, PGA settings, SGA settings.
In #sqlserver, Max Server Memory, Max Workers, DOP, max connections.
but one of (my) assumed design intents of these system and query configurable as is to keep both system and query progressing responsively through resource planning and management.
if that viewpoint can’t be negotiated in the course of working with support engineers or developers for the RDBMS engine (or OS - just about the same playground), it can take a *llllooooonnnnngggg* time to work through an issue.
in the past, i’ve worked thru #IBMPower AIX #OracleDB issues by scouring through DB2 documentation to look for “comparables” 🤣

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trying to reproduce a system issue that presents itself in a complex ETL when run at full scale on a given system is tough.
but it’s a task i can do sometimes, and want to be able to do more often.
it’s an important task bc attaching a debugger to production is risky. and extended events is of limited use when some system symptoms are known but query/worker/memory condition contributors aren’t.
the rules of the game: i almost never get to work with the production system itself. can supply some low-impact information gather/logging tools.
probably won’t be able to work with production data in nonprofit database, either.
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that’s a shame, especially considering all the other talent & people involved.
When Denise made Theo that “cool” shirt?! 🤣
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that was good stuff.
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but… look at those smiles. i kinda wanna hear their story.
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i want to know if the coppers followed a glitter trail to their still-warm car. (according to the police the car was still warm, and glitter was found in the car.)
i also wanna know if those mugshots were from this incident or priors 🤣
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