Thread by @sqL_handLe

Y’all. in your 3 am glitter adventures, please only enter when invited; and don’t break any windows. Be like glitter vampyres, k?

but… look at those smiles. i kinda wanna hear their story.
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Women arrested after throwing glitter at man
2022 January 11
fox13news.com/news/clearwate…

i want to know if the coppers followed a glitter trail to their still-warm car. (according to the police the car was still warm, and glitter was found in the car.)
i also wanna know if those mugshots were from this incident or priors 🤣

What i’m sayin’ is, as long as my kids follow the rules (no B&E, no substantial battery, glitter can’t still be in the container when they throw it), if they get arrested for a glittering… i’ll be good for bail/bond with a quickness.

something tells me this was not a randomly selected target, and the public is in no danger.
i think that may be very important information for judge and jury to know.

i do have to say, though. i don’t recommend this course of action.
chances of being shot by a resident or the police are too doggone high.

same with tp’ing these days.

that element - the possibility of the resident being armed - is another reason i think there are mitigating circumstances in this case.
i’m hopeful these women were reasonably certain the resident was unarmed in order to take their course of action.