I’m good at hurling chunks of my dinner
It made laugh thinking about how people think I am

And that it’s just this drunk unicorn vomiting profrusely
Life tip : buy candles to get rid of the smell of yourself

You smell like shit but candles are nice
*crabcrawlers candle budget is 3 grand*

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17 Jan
Update on the Texas situation. Image
Yesterday there was some confusion about the ID of the Colleyville hostage taker

But eventually it was figured out fox26houston.com/news/colleyvil… Image
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uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hi gang. I'm back. You want to know what happened to me yesterday? I'll tell you.
🚨🚨🚨Twitter made me DELETE my recorded livestream footage of Saturday's Colleyville, Texas hostage situation.

For the record (and apologies for sharing DMs) it was considered a legitimate journalistic endeavor by Reuters.

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It had nothing to do with race. It had nothing to do with offensive content. I just recorded a livestream.
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GOOD START ETHAN, GOOD START. Now delete the rest of your channel and retire.
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