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15 Jan, 4 tweets, 1 min read

https://twitter.com/crackedteacup/status/1482204334263717894

I’m good at hurling chunks of my dinner

https://twitter.com/crackedteacup/status/1482204334263717894

It made laugh thinking about how people think I am

And that it’s just this drunk unicorn vomiting profrusely

Life tip : buy candles to get rid of the smell of yourself

You smell like shit but candles are nice

*crabcrawlers candle budget is 3 grand*

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17 Jan

https://twitter.com/crabcrawler1/status/1482879353096740866

MONDAY

https://twitter.com/crabcrawler1/status/1482879353096740866

Update on the Texas situation.

Yesterday there was some confusion about the ID of the Colleyville hostage taker

But eventually it was figured out fox26houston.com/news/colleyvil…

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crabcrawler

@crabcrawler1

17 Jan

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hi gang. I'm back. You want to know what happened to me yesterday? I'll tell you.

🚨🚨🚨Twitter made me DELETE my recorded livestream footage of Saturday's Colleyville, Texas hostage situation.

For the record (and apologies for sharing DMs) it was considered a legitimate journalistic endeavor by Reuters.

Because they contacted me and wanted to know more.