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Jan 15,, 8 tweets, 1 min read

send beer

https://twitter.com/crabcrawler1/status/1482451883205791745

fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Buddy

UPDATE: down to a few more sips of this one Budweiser

helps keep my hands loose since i type a lot

outta beer

gonna be a long night at this rate

https://twitter.com/crabcrawler1/status/1482482882778222594

Without beer I might nap

update we can get more beer

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crabcrawler

Jan 17,

MONDAY

https://twitter.com/crabcrawler1/status/1482879353096740866

Update on the Texas situation.

Yesterday there was some confusion about the ID of the Colleyville hostage taker

But eventually it was figured out fox26houston.com/news/colleyvil…

crabcrawler

Jan 17,

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hi gang. I'm back. You want to know what happened to me yesterday? I'll tell you.

🚨🚨🚨Twitter made me DELETE my recorded livestream footage of Saturday's Colleyville, Texas hostage situation.

For the record (and apologies for sharing DMs) it was considered a legitimate journalistic endeavor by Reuters.

Because they contacted me and wanted to know more.

It had nothing to do with race. It had nothing to do with offensive content. I just recorded a livestream.

crabcrawler

Jan 15,

WEEKEND

https://twitter.com/crabcrawler1/status/1482187135478386689

> H3H3 disavows Jordan Peterson, deletes two videos

GOOD START ETHAN, GOOD START. Now delete the rest of your channel and retire.

heh

https://twitter.com/RichardGrenell/status/1482214927930589185

crabcrawler

Jan 15,

I’m good at hurling chunks of my dinner

https://twitter.com/crackedteacup/status/1482204334263717894

It made laugh thinking about how people think I am

And that it’s just this drunk unicorn vomiting profrusely

Life tip : buy candles to get rid of the smell of yourself

You smell like shit but candles are nice

crabcrawler

Jan 14,

FRIDAY

https://twitter.com/crabcrawler1/status/1481744716513353730

ROBBERIES on West Coast.

https://twitter.com/johnschreiber/status/1481770722271760384

🙄🙄🙄🙄

https://twitter.com/TroyBakerVA/status/1481869350621437955

crabcrawler

Jan 14,

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