I see that there's a 2001 movie about the Lost Battalion
I made the mistake of watching it. It is Not Good.
I see they got Nurse Flowers from Scrubs to play Whittlesey
That's really all you need to know about this travesty
Apparently someone who made the movie once watched Sergeant York, because it's got that level of detailed analysis
Well. That's insulting Sergeant York
What is this skirmish line fighting
Why are the Germans in lines
Why is there only one NCO in all of this battalion
Where the hell are the automatic rifles
Why is this just so bad
Love how apparently this is the only thing happening in the Argonne for the Germans right now
And apparently the 77th Division has no other concerns
How many more hokey one-liners can we get, I wonder
Ah, a mixed battery of 155s and 75s, firing in the same positions
Huh
Weird how the gun tubes never move when they fire
Ok, I'm done. I can't actually finish this
I assume it's going to end with the German commander staring out into the murky darkness of the Argonne from his balcony and darkly mutter something about how since he couldn't defeat Whittlesey, then Germany has lost the war and it's all been for nothing or some shit
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Look at this utter BAMF. Cpl. Clarence van Allen, Boston, Massachusetts. Peep that ribbon rack. Stacks on stacks on STACKS. There's a Distinguished Service Cross, the Croix de Guerre with Palm, and the Medaille Militaire (France's 3d highest award). Don't mess with this dude
Clarence van Allen was part of the Massachusetts National Guard, Company L, 6th Infantry. When WWI was declared, the 6th MA got organized into the 26th Division. All but CO L, which became part of the 372d Infantry in the 93d Division
Fighting alongside the French, the 372d fucked up the Germans something bad. The French 157th Div commander wrote to the 372nd, "'The Red Hand,' sign of the Division, thanks to you, became a bloody hand which took the Boche by the throat and made him cry for mercy"
Have been thinking a lot recently about the US Army after Vietnam, as we look to see what the Army after Afghanistan looks like. There's some disturbing trends and parallels, obviously not all the same because of time, situations, cultural shifts, etc but...it bears thinking of
The Army emerged from Vietnam utterly broken. The service was a disaster. Drug use was rampant. As Atkinson writes about in "Long Gray Line," it got so bad in US Army Europe that officers and NCOs didn't visit enlisted barracks for fear of violence. Racial violence was common
One battalion commander was literally shot at by one of his soldiers as he walked by the barracks. The moral and physical losses from Vietnam, the effect of the draft, and a shifting cultural tide led to an Army that was in a shambles. It took decades to rebuild it.
At the dawn of the new year, I'm realizing a never did a rundown of the top five posts from the blog in 2021. It was really guest writers who kept the thing afloat, as we can see with the 5th most read piece from 2021: Howard Zhou on China
I found the gin, so don't be worried. Yo, remember that time when the US almost took Canada in a snowstorm but didn't because of a lack of gin? Ok, well not that, but gin probably would've helped.
So it's 1775, like it often is in my stories. Convenient that way. Here's the sitch, frens. Shit is Poppin all the fuckin way off around these here colonies. Like. Poppin. Off. There's all this talk of liberty and shit and someone's like, "yo, do you think Canada wanna join?"