Govt: "Sign up for free tests!"
Me: "Great! How many?"
Govt: "Four."
Me: "Per day, per week, per month?"
Govt: "Four tests."
Me: "Four tests per person isn't much."
Govt: "Per household."
Me:
Govt: "Please allow two weeks for delivery."
Me:
I've said before that to be effective in suppression transmission of disease, tests need to be convenient and plentiful enough that you feel comfortable taking one on a whim.
My partner read a tweet about weird omicron symptoms, went "huh," and took a test. Because she did, me and my kids didn't get exposed the next day. "Four per household, one time" doesn't get you to regular testing.
Hell, if tests are scarce, you may NEVER take the few that you have, saving them for some more-critical moment in the future. Or you may wait until you're obviously sick, and have already infected your family.
And a two-week lag means that the program is worthless—literally worthless—to people who don't seek out tests until they're exposed. You can't be like "Oh, hell, my mom got sick two days after I visited her. I'll isolate for a couple of days, then test."
And the fact that this website isn't even taking orders until the 365th day of the Biden Administration is a cruel, ugly joke.
And I'd like to remind the people tweeting "they're trying, give them slack" at me about the time when Jen Psaki mocked the idea of mailing out free tests, then got a huge amount blowback, at which point the government decided to mail out free tests.
One thing this administration seems to be occasionally responsive to is widespread anger and condemnation. Just saying, they've got a track record on this stuff.
Thread from a month ago about why it's so important to make tests so freely available that nobody needs to hoard them:
“Working for the Biden Administration I will never understand taking prudent preventative measures in advance of the entirely predictable apex of an unfolding catastrophe.”
Since I've gotten a little pushback on this tweet, a bit of context. The reason businesses and govt agencies close early when snow is coming is so everyone can finish work and get home safe. Shutting down early on in an ugly snowstorm is good, progressive public policy.
So Psaki's tweet isn't just a hacky "why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box" joke, though it is that. It's a joke that's grounded in a lack of understanding of, and respect for, working people's lives.
Big thread. One big takeaway, though it's not central to Bergstrom's point, is that individuals shouldn't interpret CDC guidance as advice on what's safe for them AS INDIVIDUALS.
CDC guidance—even good CDC guidance—isn't intended to provide information about when you can be 100% sure you won't infect someone. It's not intended to answer that question, and it doesn't answer that question.
The CDC is trying to articulate policies that are going to keep transmission low while balancing various other priorities. If your priorities aren't the CDC's priorities—and they probably aren't, not exactly—their guidance will be an imperfect fit for you.
Test positivity rates have levelled off in NYC, and may be starting to fall.
Daily cases are still rising, but the rate of increase started to slow nearly a week ago, and that line seems to still be trending in the right direction.
"The women's category is now meaningless." Ah yes. The women's category of Jeopardy winners. That category that absolutely exists and was not made up in a fit of pique by the person who wrote the tweet.
The thing about this complaint is that it ISN'T that anything of substance has been taken from anyone, or even that an official ledger has been altered. It's literally just that people—media entities, folks, the previous female record holder—are calling a trans woman a woman.
I always get a lot of "what do we do about rapists in prisons?" stuff from TERFs when I weigh in on anything related to trans acceptance, and I think it's telling that it happens whether I've mentioned formal government policy or not. (Near-invariably, I have not.)
I don't get to see @grammar_girl for two more days, but I DID just get to watch the first chunk of James Acaster's Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999 with the kids, and that alone makes it a pretty good birthday.
(M and I watched it months ago with friends, but this is the first time the stars have aligned to watch it with both Casey and Elvis, and I didn't want to watch with just one. Oh god it's so perfect.)
My dearest wish for you in this holiday season is that one day you have a child who turns to you and says "we should watch his season of Taskmaster again together."
I just want to get past this, Shadi. My girlfriend is sick, my daughter is immunocompromised, my parents are 80 and 78 years old. I just fucking want to get past this.
I am vaccinated and boosted, @shadihamid, and I don't want "endless COVID restrictions"—hell, I flew to Europe in November. What I want, what I need, is for my kids to stay healthy and my parents not to die. That's what I want.
And I read your essay, @shadihamid, where you say that I need to "live life...as if COVID doesn't exist." And no. Fuck that. I'm going to do what I can reasonably do to keep my parents and my kids safe—and, crucially, keep them in each others' lives.