Ugh, just watched the movie "The Lodge" while editing.
I like slow burn, but the thing about slow burn is that you need a good payoff for the wait. This took way too damn long to get to the point, the performances and writing are shallow and way too restrained, and the...
...lack of music for most of it (while probably intended to evoke isolation and silent horror) just ends up making the slow burn take that much longer.
The payoff is frustrating and lame and a bit nonsensical, since I don't know what the endgame of the plan was. I thought...
...maybe there would have been a bit to reveal the perpetrators were not the masterminds but pawns, but noooope. I love winter horror and was hoping to enjoy this, but instead I felt empty and annoyed by the ending.
Also breaks the cardinal sin of a bad movie - never show a better movie in the middle of it (in this case, watching The Thing... and like the little girl is 6-8 years old, WTF is she doing watching this?)
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So I'm going through the HOPR script for Time Force, making the modifications and whatnot for the redo of it, but ummm... maybe I'm just having a tough time remembering, but... is there ever an explanation where the Time Holes from End of Time... came from? Or what caused them?
Because I'm skipping through the episodes and whatnot and all I'm seeing is "there's a big battle and time holes are opening up," but not an answer of "this is why time holes are happening."
Okay, yeah, finally found the explanation - that the special crystals powering Frax's zord and the Q-Rex first seen in the clip show beforehand were causing them.
...Here's the problem, though: the time holes started appearing BEFORE the crystals were being used here.
"Aren't you upset over superheroes and the MCU ruining cinema?!"
...No? One, I fucking love the MCU. I love keeping track of this stuff. I'm a comic book fan, FFS - and I don't mean I just like all superheroes, I mean it's easy for me to keep track of all this stuff after...
...years and years of doing this. And the MCU is a lot more coherent than the actual comics they spawned from. Fuck, I think I prefer the MCU to a lot of stuff in the actual comics. At least it has a consistent vision for what it wants to be and more oversight and not...
...killing its characters JUST for the sake of a shock death moment. Movies like the original Avengers and Avengers: Endgame feel satisfying and I still enjoy because they're properly built up to, with characters I have become invested in interacting and cracking wise at each...
Been thinking about the old Doctor Who episode Logopolis lately - it's weird in that it's a great story that, when you break it down, doesn't make any damn sense, but this soundtrack elevates it so the mood and atmosphere carry it across the finish line.
Like, the Master's evil plan involves the TARDIS dematerializing around HIS TARDIS by accident and the universe actually passed heat death a long time ago but a bunch of math nerds saved it by muttering equations, but when that gets interrupted entropy as a literal force...
...starts eating away at everything unless we can siphon it off into another universe and also there's this white mummy guy watching the Doctor from afar but he's actually the Doctor from the future maybe but not really and the Doctor tries to get rid of the Master by...
"WTF I DID SOMETHING TO PROVOKE A REACTION OUT OF LINKARA AND HE BLOCKED ME"
Yeah. If you're being a dick, I'm going to block you. You are not owed access to me.
"BUT THE THING INSULTING YOUR PHYSICAL FEATURES WASN'T SO BAD/IT'S FLATTERING"
You don't get to tell me how I'm supposed to feel about something that's clearly supposed to get a rise out of me. And no it's not flattering if it's intended to make me look weird or bad about myself
"YOU'RE JUST OVERLY SENSITIVE TO A FLATTERING NICKNAME"
A nickname chosen specifically to mock me about something I'm embarrassed by. One that I'm getting harassment about DAILY. Constantly.
I finished the Tandy Computer Whiz Kids compilation video and uploaded it 5 hours ago. Still waiting for it to process.
...Mind you, the thing is 4 hours and 45 minutes long, so it's a BIT understandable why it takes a while to process, but still.
The processing has completed, buuuuut now it's "Running Checks," which is normally for ContentID. I think in this case because the word "kids" is in the title it's being extra thorough.
...Hrmmm. While checks are running I decided to add in the midrolls to save time, but it already had some midrolls in there. Makes me worried it found a ContentID issue it just hasn't told me about yet and the rightsholder just auto-put in midrolls.
Something that people don't seem to get about my occasional critiques about Junji Ito stories - in particular Uzumaki and Hellstar Remina - is the concept of agency, when a character is more proactive than reactive.
They seem to think I mean that the protagonists, in this...
...case Kirie and Remina, should have a happy ending to their stories and everything is resolved. The response is that Lovecraftian fiction often has the main character be unable to alter the outcome because they are a small speck in an uncaring universe, but that's not what...
...I mean at all. Again, that concept of being proactive instead of reactive. Kirie, in some stories, actively attempts to investigate the strange things going on in her town or preserve the life of herself, her friends, and her family. She does not always succeed and, in the...