Between us I’m actually kind of proud of how hard ideologues & professional contrarians have to work to make me seem unreasonable. Every day I get some news hit or comment that amounts to, “OMG YOU SAID SOMETIMES A THING THAT HAPPENS, HAPPENS.” And you know, that’s a skill.
Sometimes you can almost see the smoke as they work furiously to twist my words but can’t. All they can usually do is screen-grab a whole paragraph. I don’t have the heart to tell them that’s called “marketing”.
Good for me. Truly.
To wit 
I’m not kidding, by the way. I’m very proud. If I keep this up until I die, I like my odds in the hereafter.
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