An elevator pitch you say?

*Rolls up sleeves*

The Open Bar Association is a subscription social club, established for the promotion of “Free as in Beer Speech”
But “open bars run up huge tabs” you say?

Won’t you end up overrun by alcoholics who drink you dry and scare away your target market?

Well, turns out “problem drinkers” are almost never capable of passing the “Open Bar Exam”

The ones who do are fun enough to draw a🥇🏆 crowd
The unit economics are surprisingly good. The monthly dues, surprisingly affordable.

Granted, the only drink we serve by the pitcher is PB Arnold Palmers (half sweet tea, half Pabst Blue Ribbon)…

But the caffeine is needed to keep the conversation lively.
The main open question to consider is which districts allow membership organizations to avoid liquor license registrations
“That’s a frat Conor.”

“What you just described is a frat.”
@PraxisSociety I think I just found your MVP.

Remember, Before they were the founding fathers, they were members of the local Masonic Lodge.

Perhaps the path to founding a state invariably begins with subscription drinking societies.
The “Do Things That Don’t Scale” of @balajis’s network state roadmap is a global network of franchise subscription bars.

Choose your city, neighborhood based on demands of the cloud

V2 is putting beds upstairs and recreating medieval taverns

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