Guys just… just raise the minimum wage. What is wrong with everyone
Just stop making up stupid fake things and just do regular things like requiring fair wages and funding public education and stuff like that
I mean let’s figure out real stuff like paid sick leave and insulin and daycare, and just stop making new fake dumb stuff up PLEASE?
Ok Jean’s going to wash my ears until I stop thinking about how bonkers this stuff is

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We were looking out the window and I said to Jean “Wow, imagine inventing a car.”

Jean said nobody invented the car from nothing. So many people had to invent so many things. (Sorry this is a little bit long) 1/ A pensive orange cat is lay...
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I am an orange male cat and Jean is a female tortoiseshell cat. Is there a cat scientist who can explain why it seems like most orange cats are male and almost all torties are female? A tortoiseshell cat with half an orange face and half a blac
(PS I should NOT have to say this on a question about cat genetics but absolutely no trans-excluding comments bc I just ate and you will make me sick)
PS people ask if Jean is a chimera or a mosaic. She is a cat so can someone explain that question please
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