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Jan 22 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1484619425328381955

Guys just… just raise the minimum wage. What is wrong with everyone

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1484619425328381955

Just stop making up stupid fake things and just do regular things like requiring fair wages and funding public education and stuff like that

I mean let’s figure out real stuff like paid sick leave and insulin and daycare, and just stop making new fake dumb stuff up PLEASE?

Ok Jean’s going to wash my ears until I stop thinking about how bonkers this stuff is

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We were looking out the window and I said to Jean “Wow, imagine inventing a car.”

Jean said nobody invented the car from nothing. So many people had to invent so many things. (Sorry this is a little bit long) 1/

No one person invented a car, she said. Someone had to build a box to carry stuff. Someone realized a rolling round thing made moving heavy things easier.

Someone invented a wheel, and an axle. It’s exciting to think about, all over the world

Nothing happens from one person. Someone invented the engine, and the steering wheel. Someone invented a brake. Someone else invented a windshield and a windshield wiper.

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Does tape taste good or do I just like sticky? Study and report

Report 1: someone took away all the tape and ruined my science

Report 2: Standard methods (meowing) did not get the tape back. Without reliable access to tape this is going to be a hard science question to answer

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Dec 23, 2021

I am an orange male cat and Jean is a female tortoiseshell cat. Is there a cat scientist who can explain why it seems like most orange cats are male and almost all torties are female?

(PS I should NOT have to say this on a question about cat genetics but absolutely no trans-excluding comments bc I just ate and you will make me sick)

PS people ask if Jean is a chimera or a mosaic. She is a cat so can someone explain that question please

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