Thread by @tomiahonen

Ballad Of Bill Barr 1/

Let's do ballad of Fred Flintstone's evil Nazi cousin, Bill Barrstone. Barr is rotten seed. And a viciously slimy bastard. Which is how he GOT his job, when Trump noticed extremely conservative GOP Senator Jeff Sessions was too honest as Attorney General

Ballad Of Bill Barr 2/

Barr was hired to stop the Mueller investigation. He mostly succeeded (But Mueller always gets his man. The Weisselberg NY Tax fraud will get Trump in prison for 15 years as the rest of Mueller's evidence is reconsidered by DOJ)

Barr was promised a pardon

Ballad Of Bill Barr 3/

Trump had a typed out Presidential Pardon for Bill Barr, which Trump kept in his breast pocket, unsigned. That he waived at Barr whenever Trump wanted Barr to do more of Trump's crooked lawyering. And Bill believed Trump will sign it, so he complied

Ballad Of Bill Barr 4/

Of course Trump was never going to sign that pardon. Same reason he did not pardon Giuliani or his own kids. If they had been pardoned, they could not plead the 5th, and would have to testify against Trump

That pardon was never going to be signed

Ballad Of Bill Barr 5/

By December 2020, Bill Barrstone had seen Charlie Brown play football with Lucy van Pelt enough times, to understand, no. Trump will not ever sign that pardon. And Barr resigned

Then he needed to save his own skin, and FAST

Ballad Of Bill Barr 6/

I believe Bill Barr was one of first Trumpomobsters to surrender to DOJ, and did it in Dec 2020. It is his only way to REDUCE prison time. He DEFINITELY does prison time (2 of Nixons AGs were convicted). But this is his way out

So he's ratted all others

Ballad Of Bill Barr 7/

Compare Bill Barr's behavior to that of Pompeo. The fellow Nazi & former Pom-Pom Girl Felicity Pomposity behaves opposite to Barr. Is belligerently spouting Magashit in support of Trump

Sounds like Barr snatched Pompeo's plea deal from under of his nose..

Ballad Of Bill Barr 8/

The Ballad of Bill Barr is on the album of #Flippathon Biggest Hits, together with the sad story of Lev Parnas failed flip

Tell-tale signs of who got a plea deal? Are QUIET. Like Ivanka, Bill Barr

And who didn't. Screaming, like Don Jr, Pompeo, Bannon