At one point on here I joked that the male version of “Karens” should be called “Rogans,” well anyway one hour ago I tweeted one reply critical of Rogan and his stans are literally asking to speak with my manager over it
Now we’re getting emails - again, from my ONE offhand tweet about Spotify/Rogan - from antivaxxers who have “done their own research” and decided to send us ALL of it, pages and pages of rambling “research” (although they have not done enough research on spell-checking)
The new thing the Rogans are doing is posting these two replies together on right-wing meme accounts as an example of my “hypocrisy.” My IG comments are flooded with trolls saying “gotcha cuck” and lmao IMAGINE how dense you have to be to think these are contradictory statements
On the upside, it's now very easy to shut out thousands of very dumb and tedious trolls with one click. Enter this tweet URL:
Really cool and fine that these posters are still relevant nearly two years after I first made them. Love how everything is going.
All of my "Modern War Effort" posters are available in a free hi-res download pack so you can print them, plaster them around, do whatever you want: dropbox.com/s/wx2vekoxvhl2…
Trying to imagine the chaotic hell it must be like inside the very broken mind of someone whose entire ideology depended on being furious at Big Bird today.
You see the tweet from the muppet & maybe, just for one brief fraction of a second, you think, "am I REALLY mad about this?" but you shake it off, because if you aren't, if Big Bird ISN'T a government propagandist, the whole house of BS you've built your personality on crumbles.
You've committed yourself to being a soldier of the dumbest bullshit imaginable, and by god if you don't get on the clown stage & perform some outrage at the big yellow children's bird today, then a glimmer of self-reflection might dare creep in and you'll realize how sad you are
I’m so fucking sick of this country being dragged into the dark ages at the whims of scared, gullible, stupid, racist white people.
Healthcare, climate, wages. Real shit we want to do for EVERYONE, and they don't care. But tell these dumb motherfuckers that little Cletus might hear about slavery in school and they're tripping over each other to elect any supervillain that comforts their white fragility.
These insipid fucking sludgebrained troglodytes think they're the big strong alpha fucking whatever while they're being so easily manipulated by their fears and insecurities. Koch Bros know they can make these babies cry on command with a racist "got your nose" trick. Exhausting.
Many of you sent me this viral photo of a skull toilet - a “Skoilet,” if you will - and I am very grateful, because this is of course Extremely My Shit. I had to know more, and I ended up down a rabbit hole into the fascinating world of luxury European designer skoilets. THREAD.
The first skoilet I found is called SKULLPOT, a Swiss brand created in 2020 devoted to one thing and one thing only: "We specialize exclusively in modern rimless toilets in the shape of skulls." You have to appreciate a clear and focused vision. 2/
Far from being a novelty item, Skullpot markets itself as luxury Swiss design, a statement piece that says "I'm rich, I'm classy, and I like to open up a giant cranium and shit in its skull cavity." Skullpots also come in black and gold, although there are no photos of those. 3/
Imagining a WHAT IF…? alternate-universe 1980s where Wolverine took Garfield’s place as the mascot of pedestrian curmudgeonly office meme merch. Wolverine hating Mondays, needing more coffee, holding his claws up scowling “ask me if I care, bub.” etc.