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20 Sep, 6 tweets, 2 min read
Imagining a WHAT IF…? alternate-universe 1980s where Wolverine took Garfield’s place as the mascot of pedestrian curmudgeonly office meme merch. Wolverine hating Mondays, needing more coffee, holding his claws up scowling “ask me if I care, bub.” etc.
Some of them translate really directly! Just ad "bub" to every saying.
Obviously Cyclops would play the role of Nermal.
This works
Had to re-post that because I forgot the all-important SNIKT. Now it's art.
Yes, I am procrastinating on a Monday. If only some relatable popular character had a cute affirming graphic about that -- ah, there we go.

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21 Sep
Many of you sent me this viral photo of a skull toilet - a “Skoilet,” if you will - and I am very grateful, because this is of course Extremely My Shit. I had to know more, and I ended up down a rabbit hole into the fascinating world of luxury European designer skoilets. THREAD.
The first skoilet I found is called SKULLPOT, a Swiss brand created in 2020 devoted to one thing and one thing only: "We specialize exclusively in modern rimless toilets in the shape of skulls." You have to appreciate a clear and focused vision. 2/
Far from being a novelty item, Skullpot markets itself as luxury Swiss design, a statement piece that says "I'm rich, I'm classy, and I like to open up a giant cranium and shit in its skull cavity." Skullpots also come in black and gold, although there are no photos of those. 3/
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16 Sep
Yet another real 2021 headline that is somehow not The Onion
Enlarged Testicle Crusade is my new prog-rock band
Indiana Jones and the Enlarged Testicle Crusade
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15 Sep
When I posted my EAT THE RICH shirt on Instagram a while back, of course some Facebook dullards were like “how much do YOU make Rob??” or “didn’t you work for a rockstar??” People have no comprehension of how vastly asymmetrical the power is in this country. And that’s by design.
The design is to keep us tearing each other apart while the very few sit at the top pulling the strings and funneling more and more wealth and concentrating more and more power. And the more incomprehensible their wealth gets, the better this design works.
Exactly this. The “but Bernie Sanders stays in nice hotels” brigade. The “temporarily embarrassed millionaires” of America who still think going after billionaires is somehow an attack on their personal ambitions. Can’t eat the rich when we’re so busy eating each other.
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31 Aug
Took the RV down the Oregon coast with @Steph_Sheridan_ for some much-needed time away, and we’re kicking off our first night in the woods the correct way.
Okay this will be the thread for our camping trip. Here is a very good boy who’s very excited about going to the beach today. Mute this thread if you do not want this very good boy interrupting your doomscrolling.
And this is why Momo loves the beach
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30 Aug
My friend teaches high school and I asked him how his first week back at school is going… jfc
To all the teachers out there struggling through this mess right now: You’re appreciated!
Damn this blew up. No SoundCloud but get vaxxed, mask up, look out for each other, the GOP is a death cult, and one significant way you can fight their influence on schools is run for your local school board. Conservative groups are targeting school boards. Don’t let them win.
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25 Feb
I saw some news about Stephen Miller, and it's always framed like "his controversial opinions" or whatever, and you HAVE to think how different the world would be if the media had just always said "Stephen Miller is a deeply damaged virulent racist" any time it discussed him.
If we've learned anything in the past 5 years it's that LITERALLY ANYONE can be selected for a position of power. The job interview qualifications of being a McDonald's fry cook do not even apply to working in the White House.
So, when the media treats politicians with a baseline of respect just because they have jobs in politics, it does us so much harm. If you wouldn't trust a damaged virulent racist man babysitting your kids, WHY would you give that man the benefit of the doubt as a politician?
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