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Jan 27 5 tweets 1 min read
In Plato's Republic he gives us the allegory of the cave. In it, people watch shadows projected on the wall from objects passing in front of a fire behind them.

In this thread, I will explain why this is a superior way to deliver a presentation than via @awscloud Chime.
So you want to give a presentation. Great! First, your camera is likely a widescreen resolution.

Scram, kid. We're standard resolution which just arbitrarily chops off the sides of your display.
Want to record the video from your camera as well?

Get bent, hoser. Chime doesn't support that AT ALL.
Want to use a virtual camera like OBS?

Do you troll for dates at your family reunion? That's not supported until and unless you remove the codesigning on a Mac, which renders Chime into something the OS sees as suspicious and frightening. Like you, at the reunion.
But it's still better than Microsoft Teams.

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The four tiers of @awscloud infrastructure management are:
1. Using the console
2. Using CloudFormation or Terraform
3. Using the CDK (to which I'm starting to warm)
4. Using the console and lying about it.

Let's talk about the fourth stage: ClickOps.
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I write for group A.
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Establish boundaries early or you never will.
Your employer employs you; they don’t own you.
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And somehow from what I can tell it isn’t just tech workers that had no contingency plan for this, but also Amazon itself when it comes to compensating its staff.
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The iMac built-in webcam has been great but it’s time for an upgrade. Image
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