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Jan 29 11 tweets 4 min read
If you had given me 200 guesses about which company just pulled a “hey fuckstick, we’re turning on a chargeable service for your account because fuck you” I would not have guessed @awscloud.

Clearly times are changing and so must my impressions and opinions about the company.
Yeah, it's not going to impact a bunch of folks financially, but this is the first time I can *ever* recall that "configure something in AWS, leave on a trip for a decade, and come back to a higher monthly bill" has been true for any customer.

I'm sure there's a perfectly legitimate technical reason that the email is being sent out after hours on a Friday evening.
"Oh, Corey's just doing his thing and giving AWS grief again, surely no other customers would--"

I feel like @awscloud GuardDuty is lashing out for my earlier harsh language:

This rollout is just going super, super well for AWS’s customer trust.
Maybe execs will take a different perspec—
Just being received super, super well.
And now I’m wondering if @awscloud Legal vetted this. If it doesn’t run afoul of various consumer protection laws then it goes RIGHT to the edge.
“Some people at AWS won’t like this tweet thread.” Great, it’s for the customers you purport to serve, not you.

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2. Using CloudFormation or Terraform
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To say "I got some feedback in my email inbox" is understating it significantly. It generally distills down to two schools of thought:

a) "Oh my god I thought it was just me, this suddenly makes sense."
b) Gatekeeping jackassery.

I write for group A.
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Scram, kid. We're standard resolution which just arbitrarily chops off the sides of your display.
Want to record the video from your camera as well?

Get bent, hoser. Chime doesn't support that AT ALL.
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