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This is an event so momentous and spectacular it took all of the world's creepiest corporate and government supervillains working together to bring it to you
Congrats to Ming Zhou and Li Chaoxiang of China for advancing to the medal round in Pairs Journalist Arresting
Always a good idea to be a gracious guest, especially when your host runs a slave labor dungeon in his basement
Please note: network ad buys now often have audience size guarantees. If the audience is smaller than guarantee, the network ends having to make-good with free spots on other programs.
Be a real shame if NBC had to run a year-long fire sale on their ad inventory due to this
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So I'm studying French in Duolingo and there's a thing where you read a conversation between two people. So the latest one is a kid talking to his dad, and the dad asks the kid what he wants to be when he grows up.
"A lion tamer!" says the kid. "Amazing!" says the dad.
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"I will tame the lion with my whip and put my head in his mouth!" says the kid. "I would pay to see that!" says the dad.
"And I will wear the fancy red coat with leather pants!" says the kid, "and the crowd will cheer me!"
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"That's why I want to be a lion tamer just like you, Papa!"
"Like me? But I'm not a lion tamer!"
"But Papa I opened your closet and saw your whip and leather pants!"
I swear to Dieu I am not making this up, and I barely survived laughing
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It used to be all Defund The Police, and now these stupid tankie mfs are all putting on $9.95 Amazon reflective vests and calling themselves 'marshals'
I cannot stress this to Jewish parents enough: do NOT send your kids to an Ivy or bespoke private college. Send them to a school with a gigantic football stadium. They will love it, have a wonderful time, get a great education, make loads of friends, and crush life.
It's about time we invented a new gender-neutral term for the big undifferentiated monolithic bucket into which we lump Mexicans, Cubans, Puerto Ricans, and Filipinos
The fucking stupidity of that paragraph literally makes my head hurt.
"'Latine' is a term for people of Latino origin"
"Catch-all terms like Hispanic or Latino blur important nuances, sot that's why we need a new catch-all term that is even MORE blurry"
- people who list things they believe on yard signs
- Ben
- Jerry
- Subaru owners
- listeners like you
- that really annoying lady from HR
- middle school staff psychologists
- the white grad students who came up with "Latinx"
- sufferers of insomnia
- cat moms
- Vermont organic dairy cows who enjoy soothing NPR monotone during the milking experience