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David Burge Profile picture
@iowahawkblog
Feb 4, 2022 • 12 tweets • 3 min read • Read on X
Fuck the Olympics
I am enthusiastically going to miss every goddamn second of them, you corporate totalitarian-fluffers
Don't miss the Xtreme stars going for the Toyota® gold in rad freestyle snowboarding on the Olympic® Games presented by Visa® exclusively on NBC and NBCSN! Download the Peacock® streaming app from Apple® or Google® !
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*may contain propaganda, slave labor, and virus labs
This is an event so momentous and spectacular it took all of the world's creepiest corporate and government supervillains working together to bring it to you
Congrats to Ming Zhou and Li Chaoxiang of China for advancing to the medal round in Pairs Journalist Arresting
And right on cue, this garbage website auto-emojis #Olympics #OpeningCeremony #Beijing2022 for you, like good little totalitarian pep squad bootlickers
I award you 1.5 social credits, beep boop

Machine learning developed at the Guanzhou Institute of Advanced Groovy American Teen Slang Talk
In fairness to Milkshake Duck, people only happy-tweeted about him *before* they found out he was a racist Image
Leni Reifenstahl's Olympia 2022, presented by Nike
Always a good idea to be a gracious guest, especially when your host runs a slave labor dungeon in his basement
Please note: network ad buys now often have audience size guarantees. If the audience is smaller than guarantee, the network ends having to make-good with free spots on other programs.

Be a real shame if NBC had to run a year-long fire sale on their ad inventory due to this

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Apr 23
Not a single citation from the legacy press after I did all the work for them, smdh
They even got this wrong, the mystery wasn't whether it was a 1940-41 Ford Deluxe woody, it was whether it was a *1941-42* Ford Deluxe woody. It obviously isn't a 1940, and I conclusively determined it was a 1941 per the fender top marker lights. Again, smdh Image
Just when you though you couldn't hate the media enough Image
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Apr 22
The mystery USS Yorktown car is a 1941-42 Ford woody wagon, I have spoken
Sir you picked the wrong fight
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You are looking at the rear of the car, the stainless steel trim ring still on the rear spare. the wooden top and wooden exterior of rear gate rusted away. You can see the stainless deluxe bumper guards are jutting up at bottom of the photo. You can see the front bench seat and steering wheel, partially covered by torn remains of rubberized top.

Ford woodies were widely used at US naval bases. There absolutely no reason why a German Kubelwagen would be on a US aircraft carrier.Image
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Apr 18
cc: @NobelPrize
"Let's bring down inflation with 150% tariffs and 0% interest rates" is perhaps the most galaxy brained economic theory I have ever attempted to ponder
High interest rates are good because they encourage people to save and invest

Low interest rates are bad because they encourage people to rack up debt and buy stuff with money they don't have Image
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Apr 17
I live in Austin TX which, as you might have heard, has a few California transplants. I know a lot of them, and without exception they are painfully aware of why they they left CA and do not want those mistakes repeated here
"Those damn California libruls moved into Austin and turned it blue" is probably the most clueless reaction I get on this site. Austin has always been lefty, and if anything Cali transplants have made it less so.
1. Austin has always been lefty because it's always been a magnet for native Texan weirdos fleeing their conservative home towns.

2. There are some lefty transplants from CA and other places. But in metro Austin they're typically tech workers, many of Asian descent with families, who move to the suburbs for lower single family housing prices and non-insane school curricula.
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Apr 16
Having lost my beloved Kum & Go baseball cap, I would be deeply indebted to you for a replacement.

I will never forgive the Mormons for the calumny of destroying America's most trusted Kum-themed brand name
This is like when the changed the name of Marshall Field's to Macy's, only one billion times worse
Oh well at least we still have Spunky Dunkers Donuts Image
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Apr 10
I see a lot of commentary on this, but as a car-type-of-person I will offer my $0.02 (a thread)
First, yeah, Boomer Bait. The Nova SS in race #1 and 1940 Ford pickup in #2 are both highly modified. Stock form, the Nova would've had ~14 second 1/4 time rather than 10. And stock 1940 Ford wouldn't even had broken 20 seconds.

But the modification is *the entire point*.
Secondly, while the Nova is probably street legal the Ford probably isn't. But there is a benchmark for street legal old American muscle, the Hot Rod Magazine Drag Tour. Participating cars have to be registered, licensed, and must drive on the road between 6 or so drag strips where their ETs are recorded. They are allowed to swap DOT tires for slicks for their runs. There are dozens and dozens of these cars with electronically timed ETs under 9 seconds (A stock Tesla S Plaid is somewhere in 9.3-9.4). Some under 6 seconds.

Here are class records:
hotrod.com/events/hot-rod…Image
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