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Feb 9 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
ordered a christmas gift for my ex boyfriend pretty late. Shipped today and the expected arrival is on or around February 15 🥴
“pretty late” is like mid january bc i always get inspired to buy people Christmas gifts on Christmas
he is in a relationship
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