1/. The biggest story I ever “broke” (coverage-wise) was a piece about Malawi’s plan to ban farting in public
I was researching an article about homophobia in Africa & stumbled on the story in the @NyasaTimess
I wrote it up for a tabloid & it went global
2/. The story I wrote for the @DailyMailUK - I was a freelancer...don’t judge me - was packed with fart gags: “The winds of change blowing through Africa” etc
In reality, the proposed new law was a “Clean Air Act” to combat pollution
A mischievous Malawian journalist argued that the way the bill was written, it could be interpreted as including farting
6/. The prohibition of “fouling the air" was intended to prevent the burning of tyres & rubbish, not flatulence
Despite a retraction of his remarks by the Justice Minister who admitted he’d not read the draft Bill before commenting, the ‘fart ban story’ had damaging consequences
7/. The story made Malawi a laughing an intn’l stock
Back then it would be the top result if you “Googled “Malawi”
Tensions btw the media & govt increased as a consequence & led to a clamp down on press freedom
If you're free this Sunday, I'm doing a free walking tour tracing London's greatest lost waterway - the River Fleet - from it's two sources on Hampstead Heath as it heads towards the Thames (with my dog Mango)
This 1746 map follows the Fleet from the Thames at Blackfriars along the Fleet Ditch, up Fleet Market (now New Bridge St) along Saffron Hill, past Clerk’s Well (now Clerkenwell) past Black Mary’s Hole & Battle Bridge (now Kings Cross) towards its source on the Heath #FreeTheFleet
3/. I’ve never met Tony Blair properly but, hearing that he is an awful name-dropper, me, @brianeno & some others decided to oust him from power at the 2005 General Election
Terry Jones almost stood against him on the platform that: “He’s not a good PM, he’s a very naughty boy!”
Boris Johnson: “It did happen & I’m not ashamed of it”
Angus Deayton: What aren’t you ashamed of, Boris?
Boris Johnson: Whatever there is not to be ashamed of
[LAUGH]
The laugh is crucial
He manages to make people laugh even while admitting his crime
In this 2013 interview, @BorisJohnson admits he’s not really “bumbling”
It’s just an put on act
In reality he’s “hard as nails”
He also tells us “a terrible truth about politics & human nature”
That you can “make a good case for any course of action”
“It’s often useful to give the slight impression that you are deliberately pretending not to know what's going on - because the reality may be that you don't know what's going on but people won't be able to tell the difference." @BorisJohnson#BorisJohnson
The January moon is sometimes called the “Wolf Moon,” appearing when wolves howled near the villages in hunger or the “Old Moon” or in North America the “Snow Moon” #FullMoon#WolfMoon#SnowMoon
This moon is not fully full
The #FullMoon will peak tomorrow (17 January) at about 11.30pm UK time. #WolfMoon