Tuna. Don't drain the water. Add a few tablespoons of spicy or Dijon mustard and a few tablespoons of relish.

Stir.

Add a few tablespoons of Honey Bunches.

Close eyes.

Eat.

Enjoy.

Thank me later.
If you think hot dogs, mustard and relish are better, you should go to a hot dog factory. It's not better.
Everybody dunks on me for this recipe but you know what's gross? Putting mayo on tuna. Now THAT's gross!

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