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Feb 6 14 tweets 9 min read
Just a fabulous NEW JERSEY megamansion. You get a tanning bed room, a Moosehead closet, and much, much more. #SaturdayNightZillow 7BRs, 9BAs, $7.779M. zillow.com/homedetails/15… ImageImageImageImage
Nice kitchen. #SaturdayNightZillow ImageImageImage
There's a suit of armor for no apparent reason. I love the ceiling though. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
The office has a model train on the ceiling for no apparent reason. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
Nice shower #SaturdayNightZIllow Image
Bar w/taxidermied bear in the back, arcade with weird things on the wall. New Jersey getting its basement groove on. #SaturdayNightZillow ImageImageImageImage
When your *guest house* has a kitchen that looks like this. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
This shower is ... something. So is the floor. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
Kind of a fantasy parlor right here. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
A reminder that these megamansions require enormous resources to run. This is the utility room. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
The New York Post featured the bar in this 20K sf Colts Neck complex in a roundup of pandemic pads last year: #SaturdayNightZillow
If you're looking for more, just click on #SaturdayNightZillow, #FridayNightZillow, #SundayNightZillow or #SinkZillow

Friday is for smiles. The occasional Saturday and Sunday get weirder.
Addendum: Estimated property taxes: $151K a year.

You could say it's a SALT-y mansion. (Lame budget reporter humor).

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More from @StevenTDennis

Feb 6
Can you name which senator’s office this is? Image
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Jerry Moran (R-Kansas). Congrats to those who got it right!
I will accept Thune as a good guess, but his is different.
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Feb 6
Can you guess the state? This is a room in an expensive mansion. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
Maybe this is a hint, maybe not. This is the closet. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
Poll: WHERE IS THIS HOUSE? (One of these is the right answer). Will post the answer at 9:05 p.m.
Read 4 tweets
Feb 5
KICKING OFF #FridayNightZillow tonight:
A fantasy Hawaiian estate, and seven other $50+ million estates profiled by Bloomberg Businessweek.
In 2015, just 1 U.S. home sold for $50M+.
In 2020: *42*
bloomberg.com/news/features/…
I think if I was determined to spend $59.5 million on a house, this one would definitely be in the running. These mega-expensive homes sometimes have whole glass walls that move out of the way. #FridayNightZillow
Insane laundry rooms. #FridayNightZillow
Read 57 tweets
Feb 2
Things you can’t see on C-SPAN: Kyrsten Sinema loudly complaining to Schumer about the Senate’s notoriously S…L…O…W voting process.

“You’re in charge!”

She then complained about the chamber’s inefficiency to Senator Gary Peters.
Plenty of senators have complained about slow voting before. But the Senate isn’t really designed for efficiency. It runs, most of the time, on unanimous consent. They still don’t have electronic voting. No proxy voting on the floor even w/COVID.
Read 5 tweets
Jan 30
Found a fantastic home in PA. A little pricey at $2.375M, but it has 14,600 sf, 11 acres and you could fit *A LOT* of people in here. Possible future #FNZ Timeshares HQ? #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/14… ImageImageImageImage
Just a dynamite conversion of a school to a home / campus. Love this kitchen. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
This game room is probably better than your game room. It might be bigger than my house. Could double as a shelter during disasters. What's not to love? #SaturdayNightZillow Image
Read 9 tweets
Jan 29
Creepy abandoned orphanage & site of a murder just went on sale. It's arguably ... a deal?
$400K gets us 31,000 sf of buildings on 8 acres 1/2 mile from where Ford is building a factory in Kentucky.
Should we buy? #SaturdayNightZillow Maybe #HauntedZillow?
zillow.com/homedetails/20… Image
Found the back story on the former Glendale Children's Home and the murder there in this YouTube video.
I suppose you could start off with sort of a Haunted House-type operation and then eventually renovate the buildings into housing/condos for the factory workers? Maybe a daycare center too on those 8 acres?
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