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Feb 12 21 tweets 7 min read
My #UFC271 picks. Have a big parlay (see next tweet), money line bets on the rest, plus an extra bet on @bambamtuivasa to win by KO/TKO.
Here’s the parlay. You can break this up in two if you want a better chance of winning.
Link for a free $100 bet if you want to play along on #DraftKings

sportsbook.draftkings.com/r/sb/DPinsen/U…
One matchup on this card I don’t get:

39 year old Roxanne Modafferi, who’s 1-4 in her last 5 fights, against 24 year old Casey O’Neill (pictured), who’s 8-0, including 3-0 with 3 finishes in the UFC.
Correction: she’s 2-3. I might have accidentally counted a non-UFC grappling bout.
1-0. Grishin gets the decision.
2-0. Wells gets the submission.
2-1. de Andrade comes back to beat Morozov, busting our 7-leg parlay.
Added this 5-leg parlay.
3-1. Malkoun comes back to dominate the last two rounds and get the decision.
4-1. Lawrence survives this spinning backfist in the 3rd round to win a unanimous decision.
5-1. Ulberg gets the unanimous decision.
6-1. Kyler Philips gets the submission after peppering Rojo for ~2.5 rounds.
7-1. Casey O’Neill wins a split decision that should have been unanimous.
8-1. Arlovski wins a split decision. #UFC271
Haqparast has a back full of cupping marks.
8-2. Green outclasses Haqparast.
8-3. Hernandez gets subbed by the Brazilian.
9-3. Cannonier the Killa Gorilla 🦍 brutally ends Blond Brunson’s win streak.
Lol, @bambamtuivasa walks out to Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Want to Have Fun.
10-3. Tai Tuavasa KO’s Lewis!

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Feb 12
Forgot my phone in the gym last night. What it was like not having my phone. 🧵
Not a huge deal.
Though I would have written this last night instead of today if I’d had it. zerohedge.com/news/2022-02-1…
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Feb 4
My #UFCVegas47 picks.
Took these six in parlay, with straight bets on the rest. If this gets busted early, may add a few live bets.
If you want to play along, here’s a link for a free $100 bet on #DraftKings

sportsbook.draftkings.com/r/sb/DPinsen/U…
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Feb 1
I’ve got a call shortly, but after that I think we need a short thread on the claim that China is a “genocidal security state”. 🧵
Committing genocide seems a lot worse morally than, say, (re)occupying Crimea, so if China is doing that, we ought to be sanctioning them more harshly than we are Russia. It looks like there've been a smattering of sanctions under Trump and Biden... nbcnews.com/politics/natio…
But we imported $48.4 billion in goods from China in November, 2021, uscc.gov/trade-bulletin…
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Nov 5, 2021
Tonight’s TNF bets are below. #NYJvsIND twitter.com/i/events/13926…
Guaranteed same game parlay on Caesar’s.
A more conservative guaranteed SGP on DraftKings.
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Nov 3, 2021
#UCL late game bets (just winging these):

@RBLeipzig_EN @ +155

@ClubBrugge +1.5 @ +150

@SHERIFF__FC +0.5 @ +235 Image
All on PointsBet if you want to play along. Free $100 if you qualify: nj.pointsbet.com/invite/4287586… Image
L, L, L.

Lesson: don’t wing it.
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Nov 2, 2021
Also took this boost on FanDuel… Image
But Man U is down a goal now. Image
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