A Stamford, Conn., home features its own *hockey rink*, complete with scoreboard, locker rooms, heated benches and, yes, your own Zamboni!🏒
$6.495M. 13 acres, 6BR, 8BA, 18K sf. Enjoy!
#SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/50…? Image
There are two homes on the property, a heated pool, and a killer kitchen. #SaturdayNightZillow ImageImageImage
I want to know the utility bills this thing rings up. And how do you change those light bulbs? #SaturdayNightZillow ImageImage
I'm unfamiliar with this soap placement. Is it normal in Connecticut to put your soap *inside* the sink? #SinkZillow #SaturdayNightZillow Image
This hockey house was for sale for cheaper last year when interest rates were lower. Maybe they didn't get the memo that the Fed is taking away the punch bowl!
The Stamford Advocate profiled the house back in 2020, when they were asking $7.6M... stamfordadvocate.com/realestate/sli…
*THIS* is proper TV placement. You shouldn't have to crane your neck to look at a TV. #SaturdayNIghtZillow Image

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Feb 15
So not your typical day covering the Banking Committee.

Toomey plans to block quorum for Raskin; complains he hasn’t gotten answers to questions Re: he work with Reserve Trust.

Brown mad, says Toomey agreed to votes today weeks ago.

All 5 noms now caught in scrum
Getting around Toomey’s blockade would require backing of at least one Republican on the committee or floor action by all 50 Dems.
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Unlike with the blockade of Amy Coney Barrett by Senate Ds, which Graham bypassed because it merely required breaking a committee rule, this could require detonating a procedural nuke because Rs and Ds are equally divided.
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Tuna. Don't drain the water. Add a few tablespoons of spicy or Dijon mustard and a few tablespoons of relish.

Stir.

Add a few tablespoons of Honey Bunches.

Close eyes.

Eat.

Enjoy.

Thank me later.
If you think hot dogs, mustard and relish are better, you should go to a hot dog factory. It's not better.
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The Senate now has a very fancy salad vending machine.

It's pretty good.
Smoked Gouda Cobb. From a vending machine. $9.99. Image
Sturdy plastic containers. ImageImage
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Can you name which senator’s office this is?
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Jerry Moran (R-Kansas). Congrats to those who got it right!
I will accept Thune as a good guess, but his is different.
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Just a fabulous NEW JERSEY megamansion. You get a tanning bed room, a Moosehead closet, and much, much more. #SaturdayNightZillow 7BRs, 9BAs, $7.779M. zillow.com/homedetails/15… ImageImageImageImage
Nice kitchen. #SaturdayNightZillow ImageImageImage
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Maybe this is a hint, maybe not. This is the closet. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
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