Thinking about a wangxian post canon au where the lans are hosting a yearly sect gathering. Wangxians relationship is still unknown to some, which results in one of the visiting sect leaders taking a particular interest in wwx.
lwj sees all of this happening, and he is livid
lwj stands with wwx and the juniors at the gates to greet the visiting sect leaders. wwx is almost vibrating with excitement next to him, bouncing around from place to place.
lsz and ljy watch him with endeared grins, giggling as he sneaks up on an unsuspecting Lan baby and tickles them, squealing with laughter.
lwj’s heart melts.
“Come, wy.” He says, holding out a hand. Wwx smiles, lifting the Lan child in his arms and making his way back to lwj
Lwj does not complain when wwx leans against him, slotting himself against lwjs side to take the strain off his arms.
wwx babbles at the child who babbles back, conversing in their own way until the first sect envoys began to arrive
“Qinghe Nie.” A voice announces, and wwx waves a greeting to nie huaisang. Lwj is more reserved, nodding once curtly and slipping a protective hand around wwxs waist, holding him just that bit closer to lwjs body.
the jins follow next, jin lings expression morphing from that of a grumpy cat drenched in water to one of a slightly less grumpy cat when he saw lsz and ljy.
he begrudgingly allowed wwx to mess up his hair in greeting. ears flushing a pleased pink as wwx fussed over him
ouyang zizhen and his father arrived in a clamour of noise, quickly making his way over to the rest of his friendship group.
lwj stood and watched, face impassive even as the child in his arms (the one wwx had for all intents kidnapped) began to chew on his hair.
it is this vantage point that allows him to see when It happens.
A man in red robes appeared, and instantly lwj disliked him. His entire demeanour screamed of arrogance, and he sauntered past the other members of his sect still struggling with their things.
lwj watched with a nerve ticking in his jaw as the man’s gaze raked lecherously over wwx figure, intent clear in his eyes
“And what might this beauty’s name be?”
wwx looked up in surprise, assessing the situation then laughing.
“My surname is Lan.”
“Another one! Don’t you worry, my beauty. Your surname won’t be Lan for much longer.”
Lwj sees red
he storms over, bichen already half unsheathed.
lsz, ljy, jl and oyzz, all of whom are similarly enraged, fall into step behind him.
lxc: Oh Shit. 😊
Wwx, seeing the way shit is about to hit the metaphorical fan, or more accurately, bichen is about to hit this poor sect leaders face, decides to step in
“Lan Zhan!” wwx stepped in front of him, loooking at the death grip lwj had on bichen and wishing lwj would grip him instead.
He could tell lwj was pissed, and something in it made wwxs stomach knot in excitement
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wwx getting caught at 3am with his hand in the cookie jar by roommate lwj. in a panic he pulls the “I’m pregnant” card to try and divert lwjs attention, except it goes the complete opposite way because lwj believes him, and also believes he’s the father
how does lwj come to the conclusion he’s the father? The same way canon verse lwj thought he’d knocked wwx up when wwx says he gave birth to a-yuan
lwj immediately goes into Protect Mode and carries a squawking wwx to bed.
“Lan Zhan! What the hell are you doing!!”
“Wei Ying should not shout. It is bad for the baby.”