If you all donate to this fundraiser by the wonderful @EliseHorn17 I will post a video of myself smashing a foodstuff of your choice with my biggest sword if it hits its goal. gofundme.com/f/8rrce-help-m…
poll for slicey times if you donate to this fundraiser! what would you like to see sword smashed gofundme.com/f/8rrce-help-m…
looks like im gonna be decapitating a watermelon if we can get @lisechen's momma $5,000 more!!! please help. medical expenses are high, red tape is dreadful, and this lovely woman truly needs your help. gofundme.com/f/8rrce-help-m…
because i live in hope, i bought a watermelon. just over $4k more for Elise's beautiful mom's care and it will meet my sharpest blade!!!!!! plus an extra melon gofundme.com/f/8rrce-help-m… 
$3440 more til @lisechen can afford to keep her car & buy medical supplies for her mother's care AND i absolutely humiliate myself by stabbing a watermelon until it dies in my backyard a la eddard stark gofundme.com/f/8rrce-help-m…
$3265 until a) an elder can be cared for with the dignity she deserves in our horrid country and b) i get to pull out my sharpest sword and destroy some melons gofundme.com/f/8rrce-help-m…
GUYS the fundraiser is almost at its goal!!! If we raise just $830 more to help with @lisechen's mom's medical and survival needs, I will absolutely shoot a triumphal and absurd video of sword based watermelon destruction! gofundme.com/f/8rrce-help-m…
Literally $261 left and I will have to plan an outfit that can accomodate watermelon sword guts, and Elise's momma will be fed, clothed and warm for a time!!! gofundme.com/f/8rrce-help-m…
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