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Feb 15 4 tweets 2 min read
omg @lisechen's fundraiser hit goal and i will have to actually destroy a watermelon with my sword. in the interim as i strategize, keep donating!! these ladies need all the help they can get gofundme.com/f/8rrce-help-m… screenshot of a gofundme fundraiser entitled "Help me h
this is going to be violently embarassing
okay. I promised sword based watermelon destruction if you helped @lisechen's momma be fed, clothed and cared for. You delivered. I have slain a melon, for you. thanks to @ValerieComplex for filming. if you like, donate to the gofundme! gofundme.com/f/8rrce-help-m…
yes i look like a fucking dork. it's for a good cause though.

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Feb 14
If you all donate to this fundraiser by the wonderful @EliseHorn17 I will post a video of myself smashing a foodstuff of your choice with my biggest sword if it hits its goal. gofundme.com/f/8rrce-help-m…
poll for slicey times if you donate to this fundraiser! what would you like to see sword smashed gofundme.com/f/8rrce-help-m…
looks like im gonna be decapitating a watermelon if we can get @lisechen's momma $5,000 more!!! please help. medical expenses are high, red tape is dreadful, and this lovely woman truly needs your help. gofundme.com/f/8rrce-help-m…
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