omg @lisechen's fundraiser hit goal and i will have to actually destroy a watermelon with my sword. in the interim as i strategize, keep donating!! these ladies need all the help they can get gofundme.com/f/8rrce-help-m… 
this is going to be violently embarassing
okay. I promised sword based watermelon destruction if you helped @lisechen's momma be fed, clothed and cared for. You delivered. I have slain a melon, for you. thanks to @ValerieComplex for filming. if you like, donate to the gofundme! gofundme.com/f/8rrce-help-m…
yes i look like a fucking dork. it's for a good cause though.
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