The youngest photo of you is also the oldest.
Your lap only exists when you're sitting, when you stand it becomes your legs.
You can't stand backwards in stairs.
Nobody can achieve nothing or everything, just something.
You're not scared of seeing a spider, you're scared of not seeing it. 😉

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Feb 17
Inspector Montalbano is the best non English series I've ever watched. 🤌🤌

I cannot recommend it enough. Funny, enthralling and good acting.

And yes there are subtitles lol.
The Bridge Broen || Bron, is also an amazing non English language series. Absolutely gripping drama.

Much better than the Sky UK Version: The Tunnel.
Danish Crims Drama; The Killing || Forbrydelsen, was the 1st non English crime Drama I watched.

It, like the Bridge, is an extremely well made series which has so many ups and downs.
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Feb 16
1) I'm not employed by @peterjukes
2) I don't hide from my past, infact I embrace it to educate others, encouraged by my now wife, the victim...
3) Instead of letting the likes of you keep down for life, I work hard to show I'm a better person.
4) I feel genuine pity for you
2/ A tabloid doesn't tell an entire story.

You see @TheBembridge, as a victim of Domestic Sexual Abuse, I'm entitled to anonymity. This was connected to my case, but couldn't be reported, so this story reads differently.

You weren't to know. Just don't take at face value.
I mean, you wouldn't go after me in such a partisan way like that if you knew that my being a victim of Domestic Sexual Abuse was related to my own offence, if which I admitted and sought help for.

I have to waive my anonymity everything someone like you thinks they've a gotcha
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Feb 15
I believe Caroline Flack was treated differently, as initially the CPS said caution for Domestic Assault, Met appealed.

Yes, much more care should have be given, but know a prosecution would've been pursued hard from outset by CPS on a non celebrity.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-603374…
Caroline Flack's death raises a lot of questions about prosecution in the UK

If an accused's mental health is raised, it's turned on them as trying to get away with it. They get no support.

Had this been a man accused of Domestic assault, would the reaction be the same?
People may find this uncomfortable, but had a male celebrity been accused of assaulting their partner, you can guarantee there'd be demands for prosecution & any mention of the accused's mental health would be ignored.

I say this as an ex offender AND victim of Domestic abuse.
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Feb 10
Covid hits hard. Fuck this ain't no flu
Huge thanks to the @NHSHighland staff at Raigmore A&E for looking after me last night.

They took great care infection control wise whilst delivering top class care.

Home now & will receive antiviral treatment as I'm in the Clinically Extremely Vulnerable group.
Don't worry, nothing major. Heart has slight inflammation and I was a bit dehydrated leading to an elevated pulse. Chest xray was a bit cloudy too.

Had IV fluids & some IV medications which helped settle me down enough to get home, which is safer for me ultimately.
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Babe, why haven't you touched your Captain Tom blanket?
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⚠️ 1/4 Useful phone numbers, tips & help for a Power Cut in the Highlands.

@ssencommunity is urging people not to approach any damage to its equipment & instead, report it to SSEN by calling 105 or via its Power Track App

• Save the emergency power cut number 105
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REMEMBER: It DOESN'T matter your supplier, SSE help all as transmission provider.
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