@Ch_JesusChrist I live in the UK. Two beautiful young women (Sister X and Sister Y) recently approached me to tell me about your Church.
The women were beautiful and I was entranced. I showed an interest in the Church, the women evaporated into thin air. ...
@Ch_JesusChrist You'll have to do a great deal better than that, if you want to reel in this agnostic!
I'm entertaining the possibility that you hired these two women from an advertising agency. One of them had big brown eyes a chap could lose himself in, held a face to die for!
You exist outside of the English Mansion Porn Site!
Please could you help me? I was wandering in the Twittersphere and I'm lost. Please would you direct me to your deep, dark dungeon, underneath that impregnable fortress in the middle of the huge ...
@SidoniavonBork ... Please would you direct me to your deep, dark dungeon, underneath that impregnable fortress in the middle of the huge, dense impregnable forest?
You know? The one where, the only chaps who've ever ventured there have never been seen again.
Following on from our earlier Twitter Space discussion, I feel one of the greatest weapons we can possess is knowledge. With that object in view, I have been building a list of my favourite Writers & Thinkers on my Website. Here it is:
@Reptile_Hybrid One of the people on the list is Damh the Bard. He's not included as one of the Writers & Thinkers. He's included because his song, We Are The Sons & Daughters of Robin Hood, can raise people's spirits, if they get depressed.
I suggest listing to sings like this one:
whenever the knowledge brings you down. We need something. If we allow ourselves to become demoralised our enemies have won!
@Kahlissee I enjoyed chatting with you about religion in that Twitter Space, earlier tonight. I would have liked to talk more, but suddenly it was all about Deep Fried Mars Bars.
I would be interested to discuss the Djinn with you. I believe, in Islam, the Djinn aren't ...
@Kahlissee I believe, in Islam, the Djinn aren't necessarily evil. In Christianity, the demons are all considered evil.
This interests me because, in the 1001 Nights, Djinn / Genies are sometimes useful companions, as in Aladdin & The Thief of Baghdad. ...
Also, in the Grimoires, such as The Lessor Key of Solomon Demons are listed as being able to assist one. For example, a certain demon is listed as being able to teach all Arts and Sciences.
@OmbudServices I recently entered a meter reading on the E-ON Website, after being presented with a quarterly bill of £360. My rate 2 reading was higher than my rate 1 reading.
When I entered the details this way, the software said I'd got it the wrong way around and re-enter.
@OmbudServices I followed this instruction and entered the meter readings the other way around. Now E-ON are saying I owe them an additional £600.
I have contacted E-ON on several occasions to ask them the swap back the readings. The Indian phone operators sound helpful ...
@OmbudServices but the next day I just get an e-mail demanding the additional money. My reading has not been changed on their website and the website won't let me change it. I feel I have been scammed, being charged high rate fees for low rate electricity.