sudden idea memo before sleep :
very buff very muscly god of fertility and agriculture yuuji
day, god of agriculture = he plows the lands and breeds livestock
night, god of fertility = he gets plowed and gets bred
day, he rides horses
night, he rides his husbands

day, he pumps milk from the cows
night, his husbands suck his breasts dry
day, he beats the rice
night, he gets beat

day, he ties his harvests to dry in the sun
night, he's tied down to his bed, wet and sticky
oh oh his husbands are the human priests that serve him. they have a schedule of who to take the god every night, in front of his worshippers. every drop of body liquid from the god's collected and given to the believers as a blessing
their own semen go into the god's body, it's the offering, the source of his godly powers... if he doesn't get fucked once, the land will begin to wither

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