nsfw #dancae
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'your name is ash camellia', the girls whisper and giggle, as they strip an unconscious caelus and throw him into a milk bath. 'you'll be the prettiest flower', they say, as they lined his vacant gold eyes crimson. 'beauty must be shared.'

dan heng disagrees.
- dan heng's heard of those costumes before. it was all the rage in the red-district some decades before, for being extremely realistic and has the wearer feeling the foxy appendages as really part of them. that was outdated tech; he shudders to think of the current advanced ones.

#dancae
dan heng catches caelus humming.

that in itself isn't very surprising, but when it's the opening phrase of the vidyadhara cloudhymn elegies dan feng used to listen to, melodies supposed to be washed by the waves of time, dan heng can't help himself. dan heng hasn't been able to talk with the other much; caelus is also being rather taciturn towards him. maybe he's overwhelmed. or because he's put off by dan heng's new appearance. after sending jing yuan off for treatment, the astral express troop returned to petrichor inn.

#dancae established relationship, just domestic fluff

summary :
caelus sighs, dramatically.
dan heng looks over, eyebrows raised. "what's up?"
caelus sighs, again.
dan heng shrugs.
...
caelus looks at the ice cream in his hands. oh no, dan heng understands him too well. caelus is lying on dan heng's mattress on the floor of the data bank, staring dazedly at the ceiling. for once, his phone is at his side; he seems to have completed all daily missions of that game he's been immersed with recently. simply put, caelus is bored.

#dancae

the muscles in his legs ache terribly. caelus can barely feel his feet anymore, as he continues to run. where is he headed? he doesn't know. he's been sprinting past the same doors, the same windows overlooking the sea of stars and nothingness for quite a while now. it's as if the corridor of the astral express had become an infinite treadmill; there was no beginning, and no end in sight. all caelus knew he had been running, running, running, and if he stopped to rest, the stellaron in him will burst into stardust, along with himself.

tokrev, inupi :-

inui seishu slumbers deeply. he succumbs to sleep within seconds, no matter when, no matter where; the fluffy futon in the room he shared with akane during his childhood, the dilapidated sofa of shinichiro's abandoned bike shop, on a bench in a secluded park. he dreams, but he never remembers them when he wakes up. sometimes he sees koko staring at him, face unreadable, as he rouses himself awake for another day with the black dragons. "what, something on my face?" he asks defensively, albeit still groggy. koko pursed his lips. "nah."

sudden idea memo before sleep :
very buff very muscly god of fertility and agriculture yuuji
day, god of agriculture = he plows the lands and breeds livestock
night, god of fertility = he gets plowed and gets bred day, he rides horses
night, he rides his husbands

day, he pumps milk from the cows
night, his husbands suck his breasts dry

#fushiita modern au where yuuji was thrust into an arranged marriage, in a world where your partners are decided by the government.

at the ripe age of 18, a modest envelope in his mailbox;
"your marriage to mr ○○ will commence on DD of MM year YY." "more info on your partner will be disclosed later."

oh. he's married off to a male. not quite a surprise nowadays. also, year YY? that's 2 years from now. yuuji wonders who mr ○○ is. it's not someone he knows. he turns to megumi and nobara to discuss his so-called 'partner'.

short tokyo24ku shuuta whump thread because this week's ep stressed me out :

he's the strongest of the RGB, always been a 'gorilla', the hero, the boy who brought bread to everyone because he's a bakery boy; but shuuta right now cannot move. he cannot breathe. asumi's voice echo in his mind. "lead the future, shuuta." but how can he if he's drowning? is he drowning? he can't see either, he can't even open his eyes. the last thing he remembers - ran's shocked face, kouki's outstretched hand - before he... did he fall?

✨ Intro character lines from the Phantom Parade game! (Playable characters) ✨ Itadori Yuuji :
• I don't know the way I will die, but at the very least I don't want to regret the way I lived!
• Watching movies has become somewhat of a hobby~ I feel my body pursuing those B-rated movies~

✨ Suwabe Junichi's JJK drink "Itadori Yuuji" from JUMPFest's Café Suwabe! ✨

Caption tl :
"Garnished with Sukuna's fingers! Good kids don't take it all in without chewing!"
** alt tl : "Good kids don't take something it without fully understanding it!"

Recipe 🔻 • Coffee (1 cup)
• Fresh cream (liquid)
• Raspberry sauce
• Whipped cream
• Manjuu ice cream
• Kinako
• Crushed ice
• Karinto (fried dough cake for the fingers but can be substituted with like, Cadbury fingers or something)
• Almonds (for the fingernails)

megumi pulls his hair back, forcing him down with his feet, harsh. yuuji bites down his gasp, as megumi stares down at him, gaze dripping with poison. "you're trying to go away, aren't you, itadori." it wasn't a question. yuuji feels his cheek scrape against the tar. "n-no! i'm just-!" yuuji didn't get to finish his answer - he feels incisors slice through his skin and a high-pitched whine slips from his mouth. his brain stops working - fushiguro... bit his neck?! suddenly he's flipped over, now lying on his back.

#fushiita in which yuuji is apprehended and taken away, kept under talismans and charms in a shrine deep in the forests, in a prefecture far from tokyo, and nobody has any information on what'll happen to him, but for now, yuuji is a prisoner to the whims of the elders megumi searches and searches, and finally arrives at the rundown shrine, where he finds yuuji, legs tied and eyes masked with a charmed blindfold, lying own in the main chambers. no one ever comes to this shrine anymore. megumi pleads, "itadori, let me save you, bring you away."

post-shibuya yuuji suddenly falling into heat due to stress, and is breaking down totally due to lack of fabric with familiar alpha scents to make a nest with, and he's sobbing "i'm a bad omega, i killed people, i can't make a good nest, bad, bad omega" until megumi shows up yuuji collapsing at his feet, wrecked and sad, pulling at megumi's jacket, crying "fushiguro... alpha... help me..." as he curls up in a mess of sticks, random pieces of cloth he had picked up, things that had alpha scents, but all the scents were souring, their owners dead

the hinatmatsuri (doll festival), but the zen'in family 100 years later displays two male dolls instead : megumi-sama and yuuji-sama, they call the dolls. megumi-sama has a strict expression, while yuuji-sama gentle, but the young girls swear megumi-sama's... porcelain face becomes much more gentle, almost smiling, when they turn him to face yuuji-sama a little bit more.

at night, the young girls who set the hina-dan up also swear they hear giggles and whispers from the room where the display was set. yet nobody was inside.

#fushiita 💖
- soft, pampering kinda thread
- not-yet-dating

🔸basically a day where fushiguro sleeps in (late-night mission) and itadori gets a hairwash from him. megumi groggily cracked his eyes open ; sunlight streamed in from his windows. he looked at his phone - 8AM. he hadn't set any alarms because he had planned to sleep in.
before he could wonder what it was that woke him up, megumi heard his stomach gurgle in protest. ah.

tbh my favourite megumi's Thought™ on yuuji is :

【 and like a bad dream, yuuji came back 】 this is a direct quote from 散歩道の後に the light novel, don't bash me for this lol

does anybody here want TWO EN-tled snippets (one 30 seconds, the other 2 mins) from JJK's Volume 7 audio drama? reply and i'll dm you with the vids

1st years being cute ✅
them riding segway ✅
nobara's "muri-muri-muri"✅
yuuji being sus ✅
megumi being done ✅ it's adapted for this but the whole audio drama is, 18 mins, sasuga ni i can't do that yet 🤣 but read!! this crappy summary!!! hehe

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