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Feb 20 • 16 tweets • 2 min read
I don’t know why these TV guys are looking at an old picture, but the building looks spooky A photograph of an orange cat in a dark room. There is bluis
I don’t know what “coagulated” means
This guy makes walking down the alley look really cool (but in real life it didn’t seem cool at all)
YIKES why does he have a bottle of blood? Can there be a good reason for that? He doesn’t seem like a bad guy otherwise, so I’m surprised
I always get confused if it’s time travel or something that’s a memory.

WHAT omg guys I think he’s drinking that blood. From a glass!!
I recognize that fancy space building from the postcard I got from Los Angeles. That lady wants to talk to him but he doesn’t seem very happy. He’s just staring out being moody (and kind of rude)
All this talking is boring. Jean says he’s not a bad guy but to stop asking her questions
I wonder why the blood guy doesn’t seem any younger in the old timey parts of this show
AAHHH HE HAS A MONSTER FACE!!! But Jean said he’s not a bad guy this makes no sense
Whew his face stopped being a monster. That was scary. Also who goes to a library to ask about demons anyway?
There was a big fight but I missed what it was about because there was a moth in here. Really bad news though I think they killed the monster face guy who isn’t a bad guy
Whew! Never mind he isn’t really dead. Wow old timey Los Angeles seems like it was crazy, there’s a lot going on with the demons and monster face guys using the library
Ok it’s more like modern times now, but the guy looks exactly the same just parted his hair different. He must have a really good skincare regimen, he hasn’t aged at all
I guess he got rid of the demons? I’m not sure how but his friends helped. He doesn’t seem like an angel he had a monster face I saw it! Ok another episode I’ll try to pay more attention this time
The angel’s friends are so funny. The lady acts mean but she isn’t really. The glasses guy is so nervous and I think he really is nervous
When a vampire gets all smoky outside do you think it smells like barbecue? I bet it does

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Wage theft is the most expensive crime in the USA. Fifteeen BILLION dollars are stolen from American workers per year. What is wage theft, and why is this still happening? 1/ A photoshop illustration of...
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You also hear about “effective minimum wage” in this context. That means the “effective” wage paid doesn’t meet the legal minimum. Maybe for reasons like working late, or other reasons like a “piece rate” that doesn’t actually add up to minimum wage. nfwm.org/farm-workers/f…
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Remember HR’s job is to protect the boss
A worker in the HR department could be your friend, but the HR department isn’t your friend.

Ask any worker in an HR department with a bad boss
HR means Human Resources. Not like resources for you, the worker. That means it’s their job to manage the company’s Human Resources. Workers are the asset.

For HR, your humanity is literally the resource
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It’s so exciting that so many workers are asking about how to form a union where you work! Jean helped me make a thread of basic advice that applies to most workers in the USA A graphic illustration with a tortoiseshell cat. Next the th
For most workers there are 4 basic steps.

1. Talk to your co-workers who already agree with you. (NOT your boss obviously!)

2. Get advice by googling where you live + type of job + union, and ask the union local near you for advice. Most websites have a contact listed for this!
3. Once you have a strategy, you and the coworkers who already agree can start talking to more and more co-workers to build support for your union.

4. Show that your team supports forming a union through election or card-check once you have a strong majority of workers on board
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I am wondering if any of you have any links to clear, simple explanations of what the Joy Silk Doctrine is.

If you work in labor law you already understand a lot the rest of us are just starting to learn. Anyone have a “Explain like I’m Jorts” Joy Silk resource?
A lot of my good friends are really excited about this. Once more of us understand we can be excited with you and add to the conversation
This reply thread is very good
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Hello @dominos I have a pizza problem can you help me?
It’s about a store in Nevada if that helps
Guys I don’t think @dominos is going to help me with my pizza problem 😞
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You can’t get what you need unless you ask for (or demand) that thing. This is an idea that applies to so many situations but let’s use an example of American workers rights and the NLRB. This is a thread fyi An orange cat is laying on his back so his head is dangling
In the US if you encounter sketchy stuff, you have to REPORT it to get the NLRB’s help.

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I’m not saying it’s not clunky. It’s super clunky tbh. But now in 2022 we have an NLRB that is as friendly to workers as we have had in a long time. You also only have a certain amount of time, and they aren’t allowed to investigate without a report.
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